Juice.

is this anything

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

@bonos-grindcore-sideproject This is so good

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

Hooded Merganser

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

false alarm it burns again

I really liked how this sticker turned out, so I'm posting it separately 🐍🕊️

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

These guys...

Bonus:

Santana, Madeira, Portugal

Wait is this true?? We’ve just been actively lied to by anatomical diagrams this whole time?

this is true of pretty much all internal anatomy, because the real situation is sort of like if you stuffed a bunch of water balloons of different shapes, connected by tubes, into a bag, itd be really hard to tell whats going on! so you make things more orderly when you represent them, and the connections and lengths and stuff are correct. like the former image is what you get if you cut it out of someone's body and arrange it neatly (and also, if their system wasnt aberrant somehow, but most people's bodies are aberrant somehow. so what they show you is more of like an average of everyone's weird aberrations)

African Sacred İbis ( Plegadis Falcinellus)

By :©Hisao Kanno