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Eiji: Go to sleep!

Ash: Why?

Eiji: It's 3 am!

Ash: Why?

EIji: Because a guy was born that one time and that's how we calculate time.

Ash: I'm gonna time travel and slaughter him.

Eiji: And some dude that one time invented hours and now we have time and your time says 3AM. At night. So it's time to sleep!

Ash: Gonna slaughter him, and then time will mean nothing so I'll be awake because I feel like it.

Eiji: Don't slaughter Jesus.

Ash: JESUS DID NOT INVENT THE CONCEPT OF TIME.

#THIS IS A CONVERSATION I JUST HAD WITH ONE OF MY BOYFRIENDS PLEASE HELP #before anybody asks we're poly #BUT PLEASE HELP WTF #eiji #ash #s: [original]#incorrectbananafish #banana fish

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cat-tsukki asked:

LEE YOUR LAST POST WAS IN MID APRIL YOU ABANDONED THIS AND US 😭

I’m looking far back into the inbox and found this LMAO SORRY

#ask #not

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mangacomicgirl asked:

OMFG I GOT THE NOTIF AND WAS FLOODED WITH NOSTALGIA 😩 HOPE YOURE DOING WELL LOVELY 🍀💙

OMG HIIIII LOL YES IT’S BEEN SO LONG, I HOPE YOU’RE GOOD TOO BB!!!!

#:')#not #ask

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writingat-night asked:

JLSFKJASDKFN HELP

#HI YALL LOL #I'm trying to do some posts every once in a while but I really did love being on this blog so much #it's just busy in life #BUT YEAH IM SORTA BACK MAYBE?#ask #not

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Kong: You know that voice in your head that tells you what you’re doing is wrong?

Bones: You mean the one that sounds like Ash?

#kong #bones #ash #s: [unknown]#incorrectbananafish #banana fish

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Ash: [sobbing]

Eiji, rushing over to him: Ash, what’s wrong?

Ash: Sorry, I’m just emotional thinking about how beautiful our kids are gonna be with our combined genes.

Eiji: ...Ash , you do realize we can’t–

Shorter: Shhh, just let him have this.

#ash is high dw about it #ash #eiji #shorter #s: [unknown]#incorrectbananafish #banana fish

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Blanca: No two snowflakes are the same. They are all unique, fleeting creations.

Ash, smashing together 20,000 of them to throw at Dino's ass: That’s beautiful.

#HELP #I love this quote #blanca #ash #s: [unknown]#incorrectbananafish #banana fish

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Ash: You can’t spell cat without a.

Shorter: Without a what?

Ash: Without a.

Shorter: Without a WHAT?

#they're high don't mind them #ash #shorter #s: [unknown]#incorrectbananafish #banana fish

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Charlie: Ash?

Ash: Yeah?

Charlie: Do you need a hug?

Ash: ... Haven’t I been through enough?

#I'm blanking on some of the character's names HELP I'm a fake fan now #the post I copied this from said charlie already so I just left it LMAO #sorry if some of these have already been done before like it's literally been 3+ years or something #charlie #ash #s: [unknown]#incorrectbananafish #banana fish

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PEOPLE STILL INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG????

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wtf these are hilarious, maybe I’ll come back after sprucing up some stuff on here FJHSKFJF

but also I’m literally still trying to remember how to use this thing.... I feel old

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lol hi

#i accidentally reblogged this on my main BYE #I don't remember my tags help #it's 2022 is anybody even here anymore #not #personal

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PEOPLE STILL INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG????

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wtf these are hilarious, maybe I’ll come back after sprucing up some stuff on here FJHSKFJF

but also I’m literally still trying to remember how to use this thing.... I feel old

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PEOPLE STILL INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG????

#i dont even remenber the tags for this acct heLP

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Yue-Lung: I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.

Ash: Again, exact definition.

#yue lung #ash #s: [unknown]#incorrectbananafish #banana fish

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Shorter: I’ve taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain.

Ash: So you’re smart now?

Shorter: I’m stupid faster.

#uni au where Shorter keeps doing those psych dept experiments for money even though Ash tells him not to #shorter #ash #s: [unknown]#incorrectbananafish #banana fish

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Ash: I need some serotonin.

Eiji: [stands up]

Eiji: [sits back down]

Eiji: I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was about to go get you some.

#ash #eiji #s: tumblr #incorrectbananafish #banana fish

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Ash, on his phone: Look, man was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets.

Shorter, cracking his knuckles: So the limit is 412.

#ash #shorter #s: [unknown]#incorrectbananafish #banana fish

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Ash: Love is an addiction, and now that he's gone, I’m going into withdrawal.

Shorter: Eiji literally drove five minutes to McDonald’s. Don’t be so dramatic.

#ash #shorter #eiji #s: [unknown]#incorrectbananafish #banana fish