The Devil (XV) from “The Nigel Jackson Tarot”  

by Nigel ‘Aldcroft’ Jackson

E N E R G Y

me: *puts disc in xbox*

xbox: installing from network (13.07 GB)

me: oh so the disc is just for fun, huh? just for show? a little placebo to make me feel better? am i a joke to you

upsasuke

what the FUCK is upsasuke

tch…. nothing that concerns you

THREE OF SWORDS // grievance, heartbreak, loss (C.B)(10.17.17)

Viktor & Rolf S/S 2019 Couture

if u ever feel sad just remember that

1. i am not

2. my meat is huge

3. i am out here

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

Me: farming

The HD texture pack villager watching me “steal” his crops again:

Believe it or not that stuff costs the company money to have and they need to ring it out to keep their inventory balanced. The first one is even accounted for, it’s just baked into the price of your meal so you don’t see it. So yeah, any additional sauces will cost extra. 

I mean this is tea I love myself too much to fuck uglies

Morally good got that wagon? Can you make moral goodness clap? I think the fuck not my good bitch

You heard it here first, bisexiis have no innate moral compass

i only fuck evil people with fat asses

love when lucio said this in-game

long range melee weapon