legiterally

prince charles if you’re reading this there will never be a funnier time to die than right now

damn… the old cunt finally kicked it…. alexa, play another one bites the dust by… well. i shan’t say

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

pesto is the least disappointing food by a fucking mile. i never think to add her to things and every time i get something with pesto i think oh thatll be nice i guess a little basil and when i get a bite with pesto i have to hold back tears of joy. there you are darling ive been looking everywhere for you

my favorite love language is trying, actually

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel

THE BOYS | 3.06 - “Herogasm”

ppl complaining about the quality of first kill have forgotten their herstory

i love when i can see my bus waiting at a red light from the bus stop. come here babygirl

"nothing matters so do what you love and be kind" is the single most viscerally impactful message i have ever gleaned from consuming media and i'm going to live every day with that kind of hopepunk nihilism for the rest of my life

Fleabag (2016-2019), written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge

2019 Emmy Winner for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series

I don't "struggle with same-sex attraction" I'm actually very good at it