if it sucks hit da bricks!!!

[names my sons cain and abel] alright. get to it

Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

people still regularly jumping on this post like “ummmm…” “what was that last part???” “not where i expected this to go AT ALL” what’s not clicking. Something is wrong with YOU. not me.

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

Flag of the Soviet Union if it were bought to you by viewers like you

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: Thank you

a wizard turns John into a wooden bowl

one of my favorite images in the world ive saved it across 2 phones

i don't know if its physically possible to ignore the dog

Hey not to derail this post or anything but how the fuck did you post that in the future

It’s simple; this website fucking sucks.

Jesus could walk on water like that because he was actually one of those pooltoy furries. The church doesn't want you to know this. Because of woke.