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Batboys Fun Facts/Details

Over the past couple months, I started a list of a bunch of random facts and details I found when I was reading the comics, so here you go:

• Dick gets sea sick

• He also listens to circus music

• Tim has been to a pride parade

• The only time Jason was ever shown smoking was during the post-crisis comics (when are no longer canon). All the stuff about him smoking is purely fandom-made

• Jason has seen Pretty Women and knows it well enough to quote it

• Bruce ate a burger with a knife and a fork

• In the older comics (back from the time when Jason had red hair), he read Pride and Prejudice

• Dick calls Jason "Jay", it's not just a fandom thing

• Zitka the elephant wasn't just a fandom thing, Dick actually had a very close bond with her

• Jason has referred to Bruce as "Dad" both seriously and sarcastically

• Tim listens to rock/punk/alternative music

• Dick took Jason skiing while Jay was Robin

• Tim's favourite pizza combo is Canadian Bacon, onions, and artichoke hearts

[  ] Dick knows how to do a tarrot card reading

[  ] Dick was inspired by Robin Hood

[  ] Dick frequently takes Damian to the arcade

[  ] Both Tim and Jason were legally adopted but Dick was adopted after he was an adult

[  ] Dick uses humor as a coping mechanism and he's aware of it

[  ] Jason considers Dick to be his brother even if he won't say it to his face

[  ] Jason slept with a stuffed animal when he was 12

[  ] Jason had a dog named Sparky when he was very young

[  ] Dick's childhood hero was Robin Hood

[  ] Dick has also nicknamed Jason "Jase"

[  ] Damian and Jason argued over a Bat Burger Happy Meal toy

[  ] They make Red Hood action figures as happy meal toys

[  ] Damian calls Jason "Red Hoodie"

[  ] Damian teased Jason about his hairline and Jason immediately asked Dick if his hair was OK

[  ] Jason has seen Star Wars and references is when he calls Ducra his Yoda

[  ] Tim says that Alfred would make a good Mom and Dick even calls Alfred Mom once

[  ] Tim is an atheist like Bruce

[  ] Jason sleeps curled up in a ball

[  ] Damian likes to play arcade games a lot

[  ] Damian is not a morning person

[  ] Jason didn't have friends when he was Robin, but he did talk to a gargoyle statue

[  ] Damian, Jon, Bruce, and Clark exchanged Christmas gifts once

[  ] Jason has canonically called Tim "Timbers"

[  ] Alfred makes horrible waffles, Tim and Jason bond over this

[  ] Dick still has the picture they took when he was a kid and he went camping with Alfred, Bruce, and Ace

[  ] Dick has been describes as "youthful and androgynous"

[  ] Dick was a stripper for a day

[  ] During a mission briefing with Spiral, Dick was sucking a lollipop and one of the other agents slapped it out of his hands

[  ] Damian snuck into Jason's safe house and stole stuff

[  ] Jason has PTSD

[  ] Jason keeps a framed photo of him and Bruce in his safe house

[  ] Roy has a lot of nicknames for Jason, the most common including Jay, Jaybird, and Sunshine

[  ] Bruce met Jason in the alley where his parents died on the anniversary of their death

[  ] After Jason died, Bruce put a framed photo of him on his nightstand and even carried one around in his belt

[  ] Jason has called both Tim and Dick his brothers

[  ] Jason frequently has flashbacks and talks to himself, other characters are aware of this

[  ] Damian dislikes movies with CGI

[  ] Dick likes Hamlet

[  ] Jason knows a quote about Alexander the Great that was featured in Die Hard by heart

[  ] Jason regularly eats fast food

[  ] Tim canonically calls Damian a Gremlin

[  ] Jason knows who John Douglas is and makes a reference to him as the Marquis of Queensbury

[  ] Dick and Babs went to prom together, Jim drove them

[  ] Tim has called Dick his brother

[ ] Dick passed on his copy of Robin Hood to Damian

[ ] Tim likes skateboarding

[ ] Tim has a baby face and looks very young for his age. As such, during an undercover mission in which he had to be older, he had to go as a woman to pass. His "female name" is Caroline.

[ ] Alfred helps design and make the suits.

[ ] Dick dislikes dressing up, especially wearing ties.

[ ] The only time Jason was ever shown to have a white streak in his hair was when Hush was posing as Jason. The white steak is fandom made just like the autopsy scar and the glowing green eyes.

*These span all the different comic ages (Rebirth, New 52, etc) and do not include the DCAU or DCU movies/shows, and the non-canon (as in side series that was never considered canon at any point) comics.

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cresentmo0n

Thank you for this. I didn’t know about Jason’s white streak and the green eyes wasn’t canon. (I think I might still incorporate it in fics tho.) Thank you I love to learn more!! This was really helpful!

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“Get in loser, we’re gonna make Bruce regret adopting us”

- Jason Todd to one of his brothers, probably

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Are you drunk

Request = yes

ship = Timjay/ jay tim

Relationship = dating

Setting = Jason Todd safe house

request = drunk Tim 

  • Ok so Tim was so at a party with Steph and she tricked him into drinking
  • He got wasted and Steph Took him home
  • When she got to the house Jason open the door and was like WTH 🤦‍♂️ 
  • She probably wouldn’t even stop and just give Jason Tim him and leave
  • And then Jason will probably be like are you drunk
  • Insane will probably respond with something like how would I be drunk was slurring his words
  • Jason will probably take him to their room and lay him down that way he can rest
  • Definitely get Advil water water for Tim
  •  i’m want him wakes up he’s probably like my head hurts and Jason probably like then you shouldn’t have gone out with Steph
  • And then probably gonna be like that wasn’t my fault I was forced to go out and she Tricked me
  • They would definitely spend the day cuddling while Jason helps him get over his hangover
  • Tim would have definitely said something funny the night before and Jason would just bring it up and then we get all flustered
  • They were definitely in the day with cuddles and Netflix

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Thanks for reading and thanks for the request @cresentmo0n  I had fun kind of writing in imagining it so thanks for the quest have a great day everyone

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cresentmo0n

THANK YOU!! DRUNK TIM DRAKE!!!!

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Tim Drake oneshot/ Agnst

Dick walked towards the cave he’d been looking for Tim, he hadn’t talked to him lately with Bruce being alive, him taking on as Nightwing again and helping Bruce and Damian get along he just didn’t have time before today. Atleast now he could finally sit down with his little brother and talk just like old times.

Stepping out of the elevator he looked around for a black mop of hair. “Timmy!”

Scanning around the cave he couldn’t find Tim only Barbara was there by the Batcomputer.

“Hey Babs do you know where Tim is it his night off and I wanted to have some brother time.

Barbara looked over her shoulder at Dick with a quizzical raised brow. “Dick, Tim moved out of the manor a month ago?”

Dick stod still. Tim moving out. Tim was still a minor, was he even legally aloud to move out?

“C-Can you text me his address?” After hearing a quick “sure” he went upstairs and grabbed his car keys. Getting into his car he heard a king come from his phone.

Babs: 25th on Agreste Street,Apartment number 18.

He stod infront of Apartment 18 and knocked on the door. He waited about 30 seconds before the door slowly started to open. There stod Tim Drake his baby brother looking a lot older than the last time he saw him.

Tim was wearing basketball shorts and a superboy T-shirt. He had grown out his hair, it almost at his chin, he had a few new scars littlerly his otherwise pale skin and even though Tim was still smaller than most of them he had gained more muscle on his arms and legs.

“Dick, why are you at my apartment?” Tim said with his brows furrowed.

“Well I was thinking we could talk?” Dick said with a small smile.

Tim stares at him like he was trying to figure out a puzzle.

“Whatever you think I didn’t do it! Tim said his voice starting to sound a bit annoyed.

Dicks smile faltered. “Tim I just came to hang out with my little brother and catch with everything being so busy I never got to speak to you about anything we barely spoken unless it’s been for a case.” 

Tim’s face blanked.

“I don’t know why we haven’t spoken Dick, it’s not like I went around the world alone trying to find my dad after my big brother told me I was crazy and should be put into arkham. It’s not like I almost died alone without anyone to save me. It’s not like I came back and didn’t even receive a thank you. Oh, but don’t worry I did receive multiple death threats from a eleven year old. Tim’s voice didn’t have an ounce of emotion in it never once raised it but it still felt like a thousand stab wounds.

Dick didn’t know what to say. “Tim I-”

Tim cut off Dick.

“You know Dick maybe next time don’t just pretend everything’s okay”

And then the door shut.

This was sitting in my drafts I decided to post it. It’s not amazing but ya imma still post so..
I hope you enjoyed have a great day.
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*Dick and Jason are fighting*
Dick: Are you ever goon to stop bein an asshole?!
Jason: Yea! When you start mindin your own business!!!
*Dick and Jason start to strangle each other*
Bruce: *Walks by the room, to see the boys hugging each other*
Bruce: Awe. What good boys.. *Walks away*
Jason: *Quietly to Dick* I'm gonna kill you in your sleep, 2010 Justin Bieber wannabe.
Dick: *Tightening his grip on Jason's shirt, giving him the death glare* Go ahead. I fuckin dare you, Pet Cemetery.
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🐞 prompt in which LB teleports to escape from Hawkmoth and ends up somewhere in gotham. One of the bats finds her bleeding out and takes her in.

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I'm sorry for the delay but here we are. Call it sibling jasonette or romantic jasonette...
I hope this was what you wanted. ❤️

"Where is she? GET HER!" A bleedy ladybug heard the voice of the person she has grown to hate echoing through the whole place.

She bit her lip and tried to stop the tears wetting her cheeks.

She needs to escape. No time to cry. Too many lives at stake.

She forced herself to stand and took the horse miraculous out of her yoyo. Kaalki came out and gazed worriedly at the young guardian.

"You are very weak. Are you sure you want to do this young guardian?"

She gave no answer but the words she said were an answer in itself, "Tikki, Kaalki unify."

"Voyage." The moment she stepped into the portal, she could hear the shouts of Chat Noir. "SHE'S GETTING AWAY!"

He must have tried to catch her but she was already inside. His hand grabbed her arm but he didn't except Ladybug to do what she did next.

She closed the portal, effectively cutting his hand...

The place was dark, darker even when it was clearly daytime. She trembled and fell on her knees.

"Kaalki, Tikki dismount." She then took off the ring from the now humanly and bloody hand. He must have detransformed.

Plagg came out and hugged her cheek, "I'm sorry bug." With that all the world went black.

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The mugger looked at the girl, trying to find something valuable. But all she had was a skintight suit and a yoyo.

He was pissed, so he drew his gun and pointed it at the bleeding girl, not flinching even a little.

But as he shot, something came in his way. The sound echoed through the dark alley. He looked at the object on ground, a batarang...

The voice, threatening and furious, growled, "Don't you know it's rude to shoot bleeding girls in an alley?"

He trembled, sweat trailed down his forehead. He slowly turned around.

Red Hood....

He protected children at all costs, whole Gotham was aware of that. He gulped.

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She woke up warm but her first instinct was to touch her earrings. They were there but she could feel that her own skin against them. She detransformed.

She looked here and there, it looked like a house. It would have passed for a normal house if not for the guns and weapons lined on the wall. She bolted up but winced when pain erupted in her nerves.

"Slow down tiger. I patched you up but that doesn't mean you have super healing." She looked down at herself and blushed when she saw all of her clothes gone, bandages graced her body.

She covered herself with the blanket. The man standing in front of her said, "So, what was that glowing shit when your clothes disappeared."

Marinette could think of one thing FU**

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could u tag me if u write another part?

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So this amused me more then it should have.

  • Batman sends Red Hood to investigate the rumors about Paris dealing with an emotional terrorist and having two child heroes.
  • He doesn't expect Jason to adopt said child Heroes
  • Nor does he expect the next time he video calls Jason for his report to see Jason calmly holding a cat boy by the nap of his neck while an angry red gremlin is clinging to Jason's leg demanding loudly in french for him to put said cat boy down
  • "So how do you feel about Grandkids?"

I wrote the Thing...

I hope you all are happy...

Title: It’s Learned Behavior! Part 1!

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cresentmo0n

You are spectacular! I loved this

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Dick: *on the phone* oh, hi! *cups phone with his hand* it’s Bruce
Jason: *with a mouth full of chips* tell him he’s an ugly bastard!
Dick: *putting the phone to his ear* Jason says hi
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Anonymous asked:

🍁 Jealous Jasonette with borderline flirting Lukanette(theyre exes)

“Does it bother you?”

Jason blinks up at his girlfriend, not quite pulled from the pages of his book yet. “Huh?”

“Does it bother you?” Marinette repeats. “Me and Luka.”

“What about you two?”

“Our…” she trails off, biting her lip. “The way we interact? Aren’t you jealous?”

“You mean the flirting stuff?” Jason’s nose scrunches just a bit. “I suppose? But I trust you and I know it doesn’t really mean anything. Also, I actually like Luka, so I’m not going to be a dick about it or anything.”

Marinette stares at him for a long moment, an unreadable look in her eyes.

“What?” he asks, genuinely confused and then she’s smiling for the first time since Luka left ten minutes ago.

“Nothing!” She leans down to peck him on the lips. “Just reminded of how amazing you are.”

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Here's a thought.

So you know how girlfriend's steal their significant other's hoodies and clothes.

But what if instead of that...

Marinette steals her significant other's weaponry.

That's it that's the prompt.

Bonus points if she does this as Lady Noire.

Anybat or bird of your choosing.

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Red Robin felt it. Someone was watching him.

“I know your there!” he called out into the silent night.

Looking around in every corner he couldn’t find the person. He had a solo patrol tonight. Everyone else was far away from him. Reaching for his comm just in case he needed to send Oracle a emergency alert.

But when he touched his ear his comm was gone.

He feels wind rushing behind him. He catches a glimpse of leather.

Selina Kyle, Catwoman, notorious thief and Bruce Wayne’s girlfriend.

“Catwoman I thought you only went after B?”

Tim was only met with silence.

“Catwoman?”

Another gust of wind passed infront of Tim. This time he caught a sight of two glowing green cat eyes staring at him out front the shadows.

“Sorry to disappoint Little Red but I’m not Catwoman.”

Startled by unknown voice Tim reached for his baton only it was gone to.

Looking up again he finally can see the figure clearly. It was a girl in a black leather spandex suit with black cat ears (which looked as if they were twitching) and a floating midnight braid behind her.

In her hand was his baton and comm.

He stopped himself forming checking her out at the very last second and brought his eyes back to her glowing green ones.

“Hiya little birdy, I wasn’t expecting to run into you tonight but i’m glad I did. I always like keeping something to remember my friends from.” she said with a small grin letting him get a good look at her sharp canines.

“Firends?” Who was this apparent goddess. What is it with this family and falling in love with cat criminals. —Wait he isn’t inlove.

“Of course timmy” she was behind him in less than a second, he could feel her breath on his neck.

WHAT PAUSE DID SHE SAY TIMMY. Oh fudge pies Bruce would be so mad.

He turns around mostly out of shock of her knowing his I.D but lucky him she’s gone again.

With he squints really hard he thinks can she her sillouette on top of a near by building.

He grapples to the building to try and catch the girl only to find a paw print notepad.

-but if you want to be more than firends that’ll be great. See later tweety and thanks for the gifts bring more next time. I would love a kiss.
-Lady Noire.

He was utterly in love.

I know this isn’t my best but I wanted to finish it anyways. It was in my drafts waiting so I was like what the heck what’s the worst that can happen.
This is a oneshot also I have no idea where I was going with it.
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Hmm, that... *staring blankly off into the distance* I can’t think... Uh.. Luka x Jason?

Jason wakes up to the sound of nonstop banging on his apartment door at—he looks at the clock—five twenty in the goddamn morning.

He opens the door, furious and already pointing his gun, when, before he can say a single word, the man before him starts talking fast enough to put a speedster to shame.

“Hi my name is Luka Couffaine. Yes I know it’s early, yes I know you’re pissed to all hell, yes I understand I’m annoying as fuck right now but I’ve lived this day more times than I can count and you have died every single time no matter what I do and I may or may not be a bit in love with you at this point so I’m really asking you to bear with me so I can finally save your ass, okay?”

Jason blinks.

Then the man- Luka raises his hand and he’s holding a bag with the Dupain-Cheng Patisserie logo on it. “I have a bribe if you’ll just listen to me for ten minutes you stubborn bastard.”

He snatches the bag out of his hand, opening it to find his usual order. His eyes narrow. “Talk fast, Groundhog Day. You got five minutes.”

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First time ever writing something like this so I hope it’s good.
It’s Tim Drake angst cause I couldn’t find any to read so I write one myself.

He could taste the blood filling his mouth. He barely could keep his eyes open. He couldn’t see anyone around him. Couldn’t scream with the blood now pouring out of his mouth.

Tim as a child, still living at Drake manor, always wonder what would happen if something ever happened to him during the months he stayed home alone. Would he die alone never getting to say goodbye to his parents. Would they come back from there trips to find his dead body bleeding out on there white fur rug.

He was right in some sense here he was in an abandoned mansion all alone bleeding out after being left to die.

He wonders if Bruce had realized he was gone by now. Probably not Bruce was always to worried about Gotham to even take a second glance at Tim but it was what he signed up for wasn’t it. Unlike the rest of his siblings he had been Batman’s soldier before he’d ever been Bruce Wayne’s son.

Dick would probably have to come back to Gotham to help take over all the cases Tim never finished. Probably would get Demon Spawns help after all Damian is his Robin. His favourite brother, the one who could do no wrong.

Unlike Tim who was kicked out and replaced.

Damian would be happy with Tim gone probably a little mad about not being the one to finish Tim off but he would move on. Maybe a better death would have been the one in his home when Damian left him to die in that cave maybe if Alfred had seen him a minute later he wouldn’t have been replaced as robin because he was incompetent and just because he wasn’t alive.

Jason Todd died as robin and if Tim did he would have been able to hold some sort of pride to his predecessor but Jason came back his legacy continued as he helped the people in crime ally. He’d probably laugh at Gim if he’d been able to see him now.

At least now Tim could be at peace. No one could judge him if he was dead. No one could leave him if he left them. No one could say goodbye if couldn’t listen.

Tim started to close his eyes. His breathing getting slower and smiled maybe he could finally rest.

No more proving his place in the family by taking my way to many cases no more pain each time he saw the family meet up without him. No more life to life.

No more Tim Drake.

The body laid dead on the marble floor of the abandoned manor.

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A door opened bringing light into the dark room. Snapping his fingers two ninjas went and grabbed the body off the floor.

“Poor Detective left alone to rot” said a old man with sickening green eyes that seemed to glow.

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Okay, the only thing I can think of right now after @moonlitceleste‘s No Time to Diem which you should all read, is a fic in which Lila somehow gets in contact with Batman and convinces them Marinette is working with Hawkmoth.  So, Tim goes undercover and pretends to be interested in her and becomes her friend and eventually boyfriend, while looking for evidence.  And he finds some in the form of she knows more than she should, she always disappears during an attack, and she’s always out of breath and not where he left her.  

Red Robin eventually brings his concerns and evidence to Ladybug.  She asks how he got his information and he says he has an informant that is really close to her.  She puts two and two together and says Marinette’s boyfriend is just a plant.  He’s using her for information.  Red Robin tries not to confirm but does.

She asks him where did he get his information.  He doesn’t want to say but eventually admits it was a sweet, concerned girl named Lila.  Ladybug is pissed now but keeps it together and states in no uncertain terms that Marinette is NOT working with Hawkmoth.  

Red Robin is convinced that Ladybug just doesn’t want to think poorly of her friend and he tries to point out all of the evidence.  Ladybug points out that Marinette has been one of our heroes in the past and during that time, she held ALL of the miraculous at one time, including Ladybug and Chat Noir’s and used them to SAVE Ladybug and Chat Noir then promptly returned them.  Lila however has tried to keep Chat away from fights so he couldn’t help me, so I would fail.  “Congratulations Boy Wonder.  You’ve outed your identity, worked with one of my enemies, and helped a bully to further bully her victim in ways that she would never have been able to otherwise, all in one fail swoop.  You must be proud.”

Tim now feels guilty as fuck but can’t fix it because Ladybug threatened him if he ever went near Marinette again.  He decides to get back at Lila anyway and takes her down without telling Marinette he did it.  He asks about her from Ladybug frequently as well to check and make sure she is doing better because now that he knows it wasn’t an act, he knows she really is amazing and deserves to be happy.

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Great idea! I can feel the angst!

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