have a taste of my horn you filthy animals

moselybot replied to your post:I just watched the frickin Sneeze if You Have To...

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those people who are really conceited but also huge attention seekers so when they get a cold they keep switching back and forth between insisting that nothing’s wrong because their immune system is perfect and complaining about how sick they are so people will be nice to them and bring them things

when someone sneezes in a really neatly-contained and almost silent stifle but then they sniffle so severely afterwards. what’s the deal?

specific thought of the afternoon is someone who regularly sneezes only once, and not really super often -- maybe once or twice a day, tops, and never in multiples. when they come down with a cold, the pattern becomes erratic and they surprise people with the occasional two or three in a row in addition to the frequent solitary sneezes it brings. 

wait one more thing sorry lol its late. when i watch the show bojack horseman and i see pickles the pug i am filled with dopamine and serotonin. when i found her i sent so many snaps to everyone and i was like guys check out this bojack character. and then weeks later simon told me i was furry for her and i didnt even realize i just thought i loved her cause she was fun. but when it comes to being a furry? well i am not a furry but if i was one i would make pickles my wife

ugh fine ok ill do it and say this on my realest most intimate blog. the character artemis on always sunny is probably the hottest person ever on tv and sometimes i watch her scenes for like hours i just replay all of her lines and look at her and listen to her because i want her to be my wife so bad

scorching discourse about the veggie tales song “sneeze if you need to”

which of you guys are larry and which ones are teresa smith

there’s something miserably romantic about a person being out in the cold with a fever, when the falling snowflakes melt faster against their skin

someone saying bless you between two consecutive sneezes is soooooo hot. like if they were close enough together for there to be no chance for any action or dialogue in between, the person already very clearly gearing up for the second one as the other person blessed them, so there was really only a need for one -- either after the first or the second sneeze would have been fine. this is amplified if the other person is saying it twice in a calculated way to tease them

i only accept an asthma character if they are otherwise extremely competent and attractive and suave and cocky and kind of badass. never painted as pathetic and just owns that they have to use an inhaler sometimes because they’re so self-assured about everything in general. the kind of person you’d never expect to have asthma

excuse me but listen to this. someone saying “cold medicine” is so fire because its really vague and can mean so many different brands made to treat so many different symptoms. but they say cold medicine all encompassing and today i read someone say “cold medicine” in a fic and my brain has yet to return

literally feels like time stops whenever i hear a sneeze and its just confirmed when someone does a set of two or three that are back-to-back but i catch myself in the longest suspense of my life thinking “omg will they sneeze again...?” after each one