u know what i’d like to see? chelsea peretti, hosting saturday night live, with musical guest the lonely island
El Roomba lowcost
my body: blease…. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal
me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:
h8 when people tell me i had a bad childhood bc i didn’t enjoy many cartoons. i had a wonderful childhood. i forced the lizards outside to marry one another. i didn’t know it wasn’t legally binding.
A poem by Lenny Pender from the March, 1977 issue of Ebony Jr. magazine.
One time I was at the dinner table when I was like 6, cause I had to be…
This wasn't the prettiest snow of the season but it tasted the best (at New York Pizza)
Rosie 💐 (at Spencer Mountain, North Carolina)
stranger things month ⇛ day sixteen: season two + favorite outfits
New camera new year (at Gastonia, North Carolina)
I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.
Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.
Tacos now 6 months old and working on his selfies
Sketchbook Pages, 2017 Ink on paper
Donut a day keeps the doctor away 🍩
Cursed image (at Belmont, North Carolina)