PS5 BACK FROM WAR 🫡
let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life
me: how about you stop “scrolling” your “dash” and start dashing to deliver me scrolls
my useless apprentice: why do you pay the homunculus more than me
you start watching dungeon meshi and you see how marcille acts and it's like "great... another show where the girl character is fussy and dramatic and easily grossed out compared to her male counterparts :///" and then you continue watching and meet other female characters who are not at all like that and it's like "ah, she's not like that because she's a girl, she's like that because she's italian"
This is the second gecko baby hatchling from my pair, Meat and Potato. It got swag right out the egg. 😄
It’s el muchacho monday
"please don't stick a q tip in your ears, our product can damage your eardrums" lies. they're trying to stop you from hitting the ear g spot. they're in league with the church
the funniest thing about this post is that when I was making it, I forgot that I have an ear condtion where I have to regularly stick a q tip covered in vaseline in my ear to moisturize it
so I'm literally over here every day lubing up one of these bad boys and hitting earussy g spot in DEFIANCE of the Church
Got the alphasmart I’m gonna mod with a mechanical keyboard in
It needs cleaning, and if I can’t get the permanent marker off I’m gonna probably spray paint it too, but it’s in overall good shape
Typing on it feels absolutely horrible though and really makes me appreciate the Neo2 I already have
Also I wonder if I can potentially give it a bit of a better screen too…
Zelda TOTK is my Game of the Year 2023, because it has this Spooky Statue Guy in it.
THE PS5 IS RETURNING FROM WAR
just discovered spotify’s ‘daylist’ playlists and the names are so funny. pls reblog and put your daylist name in the tags !!!
sometimes I'll see like a fantasy story where they have evil cultists that are trying to bring back some god that will destroy the world and I'm like "why is this always a trope? who would actually join the death cult with outward intentions on ending the world and killing everyone in it?"
then I remember that is literally what evangelical christianity is and they have members actually in our government openly saying they need to create conflict in the middle east forever so that Jesus can come back and the world can end and all the non-evangelical christians can be tortured in hell forever
"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all
call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping
me alone in my apartment