Vixy

best thing i ever accepted about people is that most people are just kind of gross like, physically

like most people have gross little bad habits and let the laundry go a little too long and sweat in weird places and are messy eaters and have weird laughs and are a little greasy and asymettrical and have stains and tears and wear on the things they own and its like literally fine and human. we dont need to worry about that stuff and frankly we should kill whoever is responsible for making us think humans are even capable of being perfectly polished made up hygeine machines 24/7. we are little animals we came from the dirt and sometimes you scratch your buttcrack or pick at scabs or what the fuck ever it is literally normal animal behaviour !!! let the soft animal of your body ect ect nd sometimes the soft animal of your body is a little yucky.

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Best comeback line ever.

When defending capitalism, capitalists insist that financial gain is the best motive for hard work and productivity.

When deciding who to hire to work for them, capitalists insist that financial gain is the worst motive.

Capitalism is pure hypocrisy. They're not even trying to hide it. They openly declare "we're allowed to only care about money but you aren't", and people still support them. People still think capitalism is freedom. People still think capitalism benefits everyone.

It’s really hard doing job applications knowing i have to suck up to the mission - even if it’s a mission i believe in! - when sometimes i just want to write a cover letter that goes like,

Dear hiring manager, I am applying for position X. I can do it. Give me the money. Sincerely, Me

Hands down, the best, THE BEST part of opening my own business is that I can actively solicit applications like the one above, tell people before they apply how much money I'm offering (and it's a good chunk, in the service industry), and then lord it over all the fucking right-wingers at Chamber of Commerce meetings when they whine about their staffing shortages. Bitch I have almost zero turnover and a two-inch thick stack of resumes, we are not the same.

Yup. It's not hard to be someone people want to work for.

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line cooks do not get enough respect I swear y’all think they’re just moving meats on hot metal but in the restaurant they might as well be engaging in melee combat with demons to protect everyone else

woman moment

wish I could beam this image into the mind of every game developer on earth

i think queer people should be more confusing actually. i think we should make everyone as confused as possible until they give up and realize that total understanding of other people isnt the gateway to respect and compassion

Huge endorsement from a great friend! I love Japan!

i think tumblr accidently pushed the developer build of the app for the android beta

i didn't need dev tools for this, for me this is just the regular create post button

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