are you http because ://

“hey bro” “yeah bro?” “i wanna live in ur socks” “hahah, why bro?” “so i can be with you every step of the way” “…oh m y god… bro :’)”

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)

me, in this economy: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)

me, a known gay: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)

me, an asexual: A WHAT

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt

That last one tho

Omg

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9/∞ days of Phil

Is that Happy Tree Friends? I don’t trust it +