if you watched Heathers and didn’t think JD was depressed you weren’t watching the movie hard enough

One time I was like “Man I wish I could go see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.” And this girl goes “You only want to see it because Christian Borle is in it!”

…Yes? That’s not a bad thing…?

I only got into Falsettos because Andrew Rannells was in it I only got into Hedwig because Neil Patrick Harris was in it And they’re both great shows that I would know nothing about otherwise

Becoming interested in a show because you know or like the actor in it… isn’t a bad thing?

cats not getting nominated for anything? extended my lifespan by at least five years

Heathers opened three years ago today, so I naturally had to make a gifset

So uh this is the high school version of Candy Store

My mother went to see Something Rotten and met Brian D'Arcy James for me. She meant well.

Heathers: The Musical is like the lovechild of a drunken one night stand between Spring Awakening and Legally Blonde

Veronica: the demon queen of high school has decreed it

Me: SHE SAYS MONDAY 8AM I WILL BE DELETED

Don’t play waving through a window for JD because he will blow up everything

Just think about it though If I was on Broadway right now doing a show I’d probably just be getting home to my apartment Feet tired from dance choreography Right hand tired from signing playbills Mic tape stuck behind my ear Hairs from my wig and sequins from one of my quick change costumes on my arms Scrolling through my tumblr tag to see how people like me Getting fanmail from kids who live in Smalltown, USA Show-themed cookies from Scmackery’s Tweeting other Broadway actors Hoping the show will last at least another season Noticing the bootlegger in the mezzanine, row AB seat 6 But not saying anything Because there’s probably a kid living in Jacksonville, Florida Who’s been waiting on this bootleg for months

That would be the life

if ur heather mac doesnt say it like “pin-yaaah-taahh” then what even is the point of performing heathers??

peen yah tah

Heather Mcnamara is best Heather