Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand
And who is the guy burying him in the sand
Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand
And who is the guy burying him in the sand
It's them!
ned told arya, on page, that she is a stark of winterfell and she has a duty to her house therefore she needs to grow up in order to best fulfil her responsibilities and arya "vowed" that she would do so while thinking she had never loved her father so much. she completely embraced the idea of community that was one of ned's most fundamental lessons for leadership
LOL
Ok but this is such an existential horror.
Imagine if this was a human walking in the park and they see another human and they go over to socialise only to see that there is something not quite right with this person.
They move wrong, they speak with the wrong inflections, their hair and skin seem false. Their eyes are dead and unmoving.
It is the puppet of a being with higher intelligence beyond your own understanding, mimicking your humanity for its own amusement.
But yeah this is a really cute video
You forgot the bit where this puppet human is holding the biggest most succulent and fresh smelling blunt you’ve ever seen
that’s literally just ep 1 of the magnus archives
REBLOGGING BECAUSE HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING SO CONTROVERSIAL AND YET SO TRUE FROGNONBINARY
Over 60% of people with down syndrome have completely normal intelligence, with the only developmental delays being from social barriers. Even those who are developmentally disabled are still capable of having fully functional lives.
look guys if you need to twinkify mr bonzo in order to make him fuckable then are you really monsterfuckers? cowards. take him as he is
kofi request! prompt was just hawks and spinner hanging out but i know in my heart hawks would be a flirt hes a freak like that
OP of the original post turned off reblogs but as of 3 hours ago 3/3/24 Deux Face is still alive and doing well!! According to the farm's Facebook she is starting to try to stand and getting better at holding up her head. The farm has been very clear that they're going to care for her and do their best to meet her needs, they are not planning to sell her or show her off to the media. They also haven't mentioned any other noticeable deformities inside or out and have noted that both heads connect at the same throat, and she's lived for about 5.5 days at this point which is shockingly long for an animal with this level of deformities. Go Deux Face!
Deux Face update 3/6!!
She is continuing to make "very slow but positive progress" to stand, managing to stand for a couple seconds a few times since the last update.
They also confirmed some fun facts: she breathes out of both noses at once and can see with all four eyes! There really are twice as many stars for little Deux Face.
Plus some new photos released by her farm :)
These tags are trying to Kill Me.
[Two images of a brown and white mottled calf lying on the ground. I has two muzzles and one skull. It has 4 eyes with the two centre ones close together.
The text following the images reads,
two-faced calf born on february 28th on breaux farm in louisiana: "This morning 2/28 we woke up to our normal routine of work and school. Checking on the cow that was in labor, we found that she had her calf successfully but with a 1 in 400million chance, she had a calf with two faces. We know this calf will have a short life span and will most likely only live a few days. She has beaten a lot of odds by being born alive and currently still alive at least 14hrs after birth. We have named this calf Deux Face, French for two face." as of today, march 1st, she is still alive and doing well.
A set of tags reading:
#per the farm's facebook #as of 10 hours ago she was still alive and as well as can be expected #she can nurse from either side #(there's a video - whichever mouth she isn't using still does the motions) #she's able to eliminate #she can't stand independently but they've got a sling for her so she can be upright #and she doesn't appear to be in any pain or distress #that's about as good welfare-wise as you can hope for #and to boot it sure looks like she's got four complete and functional eyes #so you know #something something twice as many stars
An image of Deux Face in her sling, legs still twisted as she tries to figure them out.
Two images of the cow resting on a black mat. In one her faces are resting on a extra, smaller mat.
A set of tags reading:
#cow #mutations #tw body horror #just in case? #i hope she makes it to be a healthy adult and gets to see all the stars the other calf only saw for a night
Another set of tags, these reading:
#"tomorrow the farm boys will wrap the calf in newspaper and deliver it's body to the museum" #no. tomorrow they will build the calf a sling #so she can almost stand #they will pet her foreheads and make sure she is fed #tomorrow they will sit with her in the barn #check which eyes she can see from #(all of them) #check that she is breathing alright #that nothing is wrong enough to kill her #tomorrow they will love her. #and tomorrow they will love her. #and tomorrow and tomorrow and the tomorrow after that #and there will be twice as many stars as usual #but the stars do not compare to fingers stroking across her back #to the hands that help her upright ever so slowly #to the love she will know until she dies
End ID.]
All of this delights me to no end.
…I’m actually speechless.
I wasn’t looking for any information about railroads and now I’m left with that + knowledge about spaceships, Roman chariots and one (1) unexpected but welcome joke.
I am now trying to figure out how to share this (the age-appropriate parts) with my middle school history students. What a great chain of facts!
my roman empire is when in BNHA heroes rising kacchan and izuku smash their fucking arms and kacchan whimpers in pain but izuku doesn't ask him if he is okay because he knows exactly how much pain kacchan is in and also has faith that he can handle it and then gently reminds kacchan that it's time to finish absolutely killing the fuck out of nine
it must be hard to realize you’re in love during the middle of the fight to save earth (this is about izuku midoriya)
LMFAO
banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.
thing that happened to famous singer-songwriter andrew hozier-byrne
yes yes give Battinson a Robin but i don’t think we’ve talked enough about this version of Selina + Robin
a couple of years down the line Selina decides to pay Gotham a visit and is just ??? when she runs into Batman and he’s got this brightly coloured child doing acrobatics. and like she’d DEFINITELY be like instantly charmed by him (she likes strays!!) I also do not think she knows how to talk to children actually
*watching Robin while Batman is off doing something else*
Selina:
Robin:
Selina:
Robin:
Selina: so do you like uh
Selina, trying to think what kids these days are into: minecraft? do you like minecraft?
Robin: no.
Selina: oh
Robin: wanna see me do a backflip
Selina: oh hell yes
they both like kpop, but stan different bands, and bruce black parade wayne thinks this is actually hell
Batman and Selina: *watching Robin tackle a gangster and tie him up*
Selina, trying to do the math: He… He’s not mine, right?
We'll get through this!
They did not get through this
what the fuck did Kate Middleton know about Boeing