from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

Vampiric bisexual … 

Terrifyingly On Brand

Halloween Bisexual Aesthetic.

Where is the lie.

bog witch bezoar-collector

so i says to the guy *vomits up blood*

Me, I cough blood not vomit it though.

@savan27 you?

Yes but the first part is reality because I treat plants like my children

Same ^

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass

What a life

Do centaurs graze

Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole

Majestic

centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off

actually, every single reply to this post is either wrong or a coward, so here’s my nuclear take

Concept:

A Baba Yaga hut, but it’s a Waffle House.

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

I love how the dude keeps popping in and out for each response

I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.

Battle for dominance in the game dome

T R U E G A M E R

Blue-Eyed beauty

the duality of cat

for those unaware of the recent meme development

the cat evidently changed her stance on banana

legends only

Ron Hicks - Café Kiss

IS THIS ALLOWED??