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So Imagine This...

Wonder Woman 2 is about how Diana covertly prevents the Cold War into breaking out into nuclear war and how her actions lead to the fall of the Soviet Union. During her mission she comes across her imprisoned Uncle Hades who was forced to do the bidding of the movie’s villain. She releases him, and when she does he’s like “holy shit thanks so much for saving my ass back there. Here, Imma get you a gift, brb”. But like he doesn’t come back and Diana kinda just shrugs and is like “lol ok whatevs I didn’t want a gift from my weird uncle anyway” and just continues on with her life

The last scene of the movie is Diana in the present and she’s on her way back to her place in Paris after dealing with some Justice League stuff and Hades shows up like “super sorry about the wait I got held up at work with the underworld thing and all, I finally got you your present. It’s waiting for you in your apartment.” Diana says thanks because she doesn’t want to piss off her weird uncle, but she has her sword and shield out when she opens her front door and she’s expecting a three headed dog or a tank or some weird shit but it’s actually none of that because Steve Trevor is sitting on her couch

having one of those last names that instead of saying it you just spell it out right away 

imagine if spiderman shot his webs out of his dick instead of his wrist lol

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things in the news today that the royal wedding is talking over:

more than 100 dead in plane crash

10 dead and 10 wounded in texas school shooting

trump admin. to ban federally funded clinics from from discussing abortion & sharing space with abortion providers

british gov. accused of funding human rights abuses in bahrain

china lands nuclear strike-capable bombers on south china sea islands

italy’s far right use irish vote to boost their anti-abortion campaign

(feel free to add more)

Prince Harry’s first words to his bride to be Meghan Markle

lads……..

c’mon boys don’t leave out the actual details

not only is it a fuck the royal family, it’s raising money for local food banks

here’s the poster

get ur asses down to the ropewalks for this 

moldova is like the only country who consistently understands just what eurovision is about they kill it every year

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Amber Heard at Met Gala 2018

Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) dir. Steven Spielberg

you now cosplay your icon for every day of your life from now on how screwed are you

The first caveman to ever lie down must have been like mate get down here this shit is class!!!!!

Please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface! I wanna be in the sequel!

I didn’t want you to be alone.

imagine being north west and going to a friends house the whole time and just whispering to your friend “what are these things” and the friend’s like “this is a toy” and north west is like ????????? because Mother does not allow “entertainment” in the pure white living space and the only fun things she has is a box of beauty blenders in her nursury

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

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