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Lil Devyl's Lounge

@lildevyl

She/They Pronouns, FanFiction Writer/Theorist for Multi Fandoms, Icon done by @spicydanhowell
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Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

I just did this with my friends so I have this handy!!!!! Not surprising at all!

tied between ranger and... barbarian, for some reason

Apparently it's possible to tie between more than one oops....

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egberts

do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog is frightened by its own shadow and returns to the hole?

is this some kind of thing American tumblr made up to prank us??

groundhog day is real the entire country watches a groundhog predict the weather

He’s also immortal but his girlfriend is not

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samiholloway

I fell down these stairs just looking at this picture

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hasufin

Cursed artifact: Stairs of Discontinuity.

Exposure has a 90% chance of causing a concussion, but a 10% chance of spontaneously increasing your parkour skill

Yes! New installment of Stairs that Want You Dead!

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medicinemane

This is dazzle camouflage, they've literally dazzled these stairs (the point of which was to make it hard to tell things like how far away a boat is, which maybe is not a good trait for stairs)

side note but apparently dazzle camouflage is as old as world war 1, and theres a painting of a ship with dazzle camo from fucking 1915

this feels like some sort of ai generated goof but no this is real

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

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isa-ghost

Btw if I see anyone being impatient with Alex or anyone else involved with the admin situation when they are fixing 11 months worth of fucked up shit and completely redoing how an entire company functions, with financial and legal matters that need to take priority involved, I'm blocking you. Straight up.

To the people who have been bitching and doomposting when it's only been 2 weeks: Fuck you. Shut up.

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whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

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aspennntree

she is famous on the tumbler it’s gotta be archived

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