Thanks for the question, Anon!

its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

Are Americans finely realizing they aren't secretly the main character and others are not NPCs and that we are in fact all people?

yeah this was the first time i have ever had this thought and its because im a stupid little yank

does anybody remember fun. Nobody even remembers fun. anymore, give me a second I— I need to get my story straight my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state my lover she's waiting for me just across the bar my seats been taken by some sun glasses asking bout a scar but I know I gave it to you months ago I know you're trying to forget but between the drinks and subtle things the holes in my apologies you know I'm trying hard to take it back so if by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down I'll carry you home

TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT WE ARE YOUUUUUUNNG SO I SET THE WORLD ON FIIIIIIIRE WE CAN BURN BRIGHTEEEEEER THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUN

I laughed in your face and said “you’re not betty cooper, i’m not jughead jones this ain’t the five seasons hotel we’re modern idiots” and who’s gonna hold you like me?

you did jingle jangle then drank a chocolate milkshake we declared josie and the pussycats should be a bigger artist i scratch your crown you fall asleep like a tattooed golden retriever

"rap is about violence and misogyny" i mean. so is opera?

I literally have this exact thought multiple times every day when i talk to anyone i know. and theyre always watching a new show im like wtf even is that ive never watched a tv show in my life

no offense to salmon but it seems a lot easier to swim with the tide than against it

you try being anadromous for one week and you wouldn’t make posts like this. you would respect the noble salmon

listening and learning

happy met day 🫡

ID: Twitter post by Alan MacLeod which reads

Breaking: Annelise Orleck, Head of Jewish Studies at Dartmouth, has been banned from Campus for six months after protecting Jewish students protesting for Palestine from police attacks. Attached is a photo of Annelise Orleck.

Retweet by ceasefire (@kymtje) which reads

Combating antisemitism by banning the head of Jewish studies nothing to see here End ID

Slight corrections and additions: While Dr. Orleck still teaches at Dartmouth, she no longer chairs the department. However, she made it clear that she believed her presence as an older Jewish professor would make students safer by showing solidarity, and is outraged by the school’s response. Dartmouth claims that her suspension was “an error in the bail process, which they were working to fix.” Dr. Orleck was knocked to the ground and zip-tied, and came away with a case of whiplash.

Dartmouth brought in police only two hours after the encampment was set up, and the president has strongly defended her choice to create a culture of escalation and violence.

Source:

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

let it be known he is chilling like crazy

People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol

Simultaneously holding up America as a golden standard of democracy compared to literally any other country but especially the ones populated by backwards nonwhite people while saying “lol it’s your fault if a cop brutalizes you just obey their commands or pay the price” like do you hear yourself

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