Found this in a bookstore near me the other day. @neil-gaiman couldn’t be more right.

YESSSSSSS YES THIS I WANT IT PLEASE STEAL IT AND SHIP IT TO INDIA THANK YOU.

HELP-

I love that there are things like this that I don't know exist.

— Beau Taplin

Like clockwork

my heart absolutely breaks for gaza. imagine screaming for help. for someone to save you and the world ignores you for the most part. shame on anyone and everyone who supports this. where is your empathy.

A Communist died and went to God for his final judgement

The God said: “You have been faithless your whole life, I am sending you to Hell”

Few months have passed since the Communist went to hell, so God decided to visit him. Upon entering Hell, God sees that everything has been automatized and running flawlessly. Impressed, God talks to the devil.

“I like the way you are running things here, what happened?”

“That Communist that Thou sent a few months ago, he did all this, my Lord”, replied the Devil.

“Really? Can I have him for three months, he could help me do some clean up in Heaven?”

“Of course, but please don’t forget to give him back after three months, my Lord”

“Agreed”

So three months pass but the Communist is still not coming back. Curious to what’s going on, the Devil decides to visit Heaven.

When he enters Heaven, everything is running smooth and impeccable. Not surprised, the Devil decides to find God and speak to him about the damned soul he wants back.

“Lord, three months have passed but the Communist is still not back. What’s going on?”

“First, I am not Lord, I am a comrade, and second, I probably don’t even exist”

No no no no

-filmythings

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster