My friend sent me this and I LOL’d so hard because we’ve definitely experienced this in THG fandom, and I love it so much!! 😂🥰

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The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

go ahead talk about my current hyperfixation i won't be weird i promise

i lied

movies used to have josh hutcherson in them

Absolutely losing my mind at how accurate these tags are

I love when people criticize tiktok and then the notes are full of people like "ok but tumblr is just as bad" no bitch it isn't. imagine if popularity was determined by how hot you are. imagine how much that would suck. not for me of course i'd rock that shit but imagine it for you guys

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

happy 1st bday to... this.

gummy lamas

And the less talented brothers

godspeed purple llama friend

There he go

There he go

Why did this call me out so bad?

Okay but have we ever considered :

Too out there? Yes? No? Maybe?

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again , Niall Horan as Peeta Mellark . The brunette version fits better than the blonde one tbh

[Video Description: a tiktok by @sammyhaigmusic. A bowl of red jelly sits on a table, with a trumpet pointed towards it. On-screen text reads "Playing Trumpet Into Jell-O.." The trumpet is slowly lowered into the jelly, with text that reads "..it didn't go as I expected it to". The trumpet is blown into, and it makes a muted sound that causes the jelly to bubble. The text says "..And yes, the trumpet is okay!" The person holding the instrument pulls it out of the bowl and laughs. End Description]

Rating: Not Cute

The noise the trumpet makes indicates it is distressed. Due to the presence of some artificial sweetners, certain brands of Jell-O can be fatal to trumpets, so even if it did not upset them, this would still be a bad idea.

what

Dim sum

For those who have overactive guilt complexes like me…

I have no idea who made these images nor do I remember where I got them but I was amused. 

Meng'er Zhang as Xu Xialing in SHANG CHI

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉