Scully: So how are you doing?
Mulder: I’m living the dream!
Scully: Oh, that’s good.
Mulder: Except it’s not my dream. It’s a dream that Stephen King once had.
Skinner: Come on, Mulder's your best friend.
Scully: Mulder is not my best friend.
Skinner: Well then, who's your best friend?
Scully:
Scully: Oh crap how the hell did that happen
William: Mom, can you look over my project? We have to draw opposites.
Scully: Ok, opposites? So that's a door and that's...?
William: Yeah that drawing is you.
Scully: I don't understand.
William: The door is hinged.
Scully: I sent a nude fax once
Mulder: full face?
Scully: Full face. I mean, an artist signs her work.
Krycek: All the best wars are fought against someone.
Scully: All wars are fought against someone.
Krycek: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Scully: No, I'm saying ALL wars.
Krycek: Yeah. All the best wars.
Scully: What are the best wars?
Krycek: 1812, WW1, WW2, French-Indy...
Scully: Ok, so what wars are you not fighting against someone?
Krycek: War against poverty, war against drugs, boom. Don't come at me.
Mulder: [sobbing and putting up posters of Scully that say "Have you seen this woman?"]
Skinner: Is Scully missing??
Mulder: No, i just think everyone should see her because she's beautiful
Mulder: I sort of did something and I need your advice. But I don’t want a lot of judgement and criticism.
Scully: And you came to me?
Reyes: You look exhausted, is everything ok?
Scully: Mulder and I agreed to never go to bed angry at each other.
Reyes: Oh, that's great!
Scully: We've been awake since last Friday.
I thought we had hit rock bottom, but we managed to find a new sub-basement.
Dana Scully, probably
Mulder: Scully! Where's Scully? Woah, there you are, I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. BOOM, ROASTED!
Scully:
Mulder: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Reyes: How am I supposed to know?
Scully: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Reyes: [sighs]
Reyes: You wouldn’t be trapped.
Scully: How did Krycek beat us here? We took the carpool lane.
Mulder: Maybe he did, too.
Scully: But he's just one person?
Mulder: Maybe he did it anyway.
Scully: But that's a $491 ticket!
Mulder: This is why we have to stop him, he's out of control!
Mulder: Hey Frohike, can you come here? If you were my partner, would you be all freaked out that I’m JUST FRIENDS with Krycek?
Scully: Who cares what Frohike thinks?
Frohike: Honestly, I wouldn’t love it.
Scully: I care what he thinks.
Scully: This is bothering me.
Reyes: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Scully: No, not that. That’s, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
Scully: Why do you have a diary?
Mulder: To keep secrets from my computer
Skinner: I said I wasn’t gonna cry…
Scully: But you’re not crying.
Skinner: I know. It’s called strength.
Scully: You’re coming off distinctly paranoid.
Mulder: Everyone keeps saying that. It’s like a conspiracy.