rainy mornings make for rainbow afternoons! 🌈

Great spotted woodpecker/större hackspett (female).

I was greeted this morning by a double rainbow! I pulled over on my way to work to grab some photos, and a quick video. I am choosing to take this as my thank you for taking in the chickens yesterday.

*sad reacts*

this simple tweet has unfurled a chasm of yearning within me 😓🥺

you guys can say what you want about redd but i think he's the funniest animal crossing character. he's like "here! for $6,000 you can have michelangelo's david. do not ask where i got it from"

The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house

I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.

I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.

So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.

That sounds scarier than most things I’ve experienced in a haunted house to be totally honest

you've all heard of death of the author, now get ready for

death of the reader. everyone shut the fuck up

Dont ask

babies…