RIP Father KitKats...
Johnny KitKats has been found dead in Miami. He was killed by Capitalist Pigs who claim that Johnny was impersonating them…
While he may not be with us anymore, his legacy and the Delicious Taste of a KitKat Bar will live on. Please, in this time of need, buy a KitKat bar and support the KitKat brand and all affiliated KitKat companies.
JUSTICE FOR MOD KITKAT HE DID NOTHING WRONG 2K16
Look at what we’ve done
wait why did @kitkatofficial deactivate?
The Government cannot handle the Truths….
Wow , I just can’t believe how clueless he is. This doesn’t even make sense why would he contradict himself like this.
one second thought i'm glad we're banned in america
For anyone who is unsure how to change their URL.
((A quick guide to url change. Stay unterminated my official (or unofficial,) friends))
So, it looks like we have a bit of a situation. @kitkatoffical has had their account terminated. We’re taking precautions like saying in our description that we’re not the official blog, or taking the ‘official’ out of our urls. I’d encourage other candy/company blogs the spread the word.
Please single boost this Product blogs.
BOOST!
FUCK
(it definitely seems like the candy blogs are becoming less active...but i’ll still love you all <3)
EHLP
hisshissimnagini:
kindereggs-official:
snocapsofficial:
kindereggs-official:
AM I SATAN SPAWN? I AM FEAR FOPR THIS PLS SEND ASSIST
If you’re satan spawn, you’re my sibling.
…SPEAKING OF WHICH WHERE IS MY BROTHEERRR HE HASN’T BEEN HERE IN DAYS!!
Who’s your brother?
@kindersofficial we have just been reunited a few days ago, but now won’t come again-…
Hey sis!
((I can see WHY they’re doing/they’ve done this, but they should’ve really at least given warning or something. Like, just TELL us we need to say something about our unofficial nature or the like, and we’ll CHANGE it or add that we aren’t actually official! There was no need to delete any of us and still no need to delete us.))
(I’m now kindersbrudder, as per the url change trend
brudder = brother in german :3)
Yo
((Idk whats up but everyone is getting rid of official in their title bc of staff To be safe i did too Kinderegg-official is now kinderegg-sister Still be obviously Nothing else has been or will be changed (unless otherwise needed) Tschüss!))
((Wait what happened I’m lost))
((Tumblr staff is deactivating people on the grounds of impersonating candy companies and such.))
(seriously?! that's so dumb!)
(me on this blog: U WOT M8 FITE ME BRO I’LL REK U me irl/on my main: *cries because i just saw a really cute puppy/kitten*)
xxpacesetterxx replied to your post “(ive been gone sorry im sorry )”
It's alright new friend glad you're back!
(thank you...)
Okay hotshot, you can a KitKat. Question is, can you FUCK a KitKat
You can deepthroat Chance the Wrapper
wHAT
Johnny KitKats
Yes you Have Called?
I thought he was just a mascot, and only as real as a typical waifu. Why are you suddenly pretending he’s real?
I am Johnny KitKats??
(i have a habit of...abandoning blogs that arent my main...im sorry
pls folow my main if that happens...)