#506987.

there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM

and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.

potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation

them: hey so what gender are you me: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abt

them: hey so what gender are you me: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure whether or not you’ve left the stove on? them: ….yeah? me: its that

them: what’s ur gender me: oh i have this condition where im allergic to the sugar found in gender, its called genderose-intolerance

I feel so cheated that I didn’t get a normal life like everybody else

spybean: