jock laughing derisively at a nerd during a frat party: i dont know that i do have a "true self" in any concrete sense, dork

the world needs to see this tweet

[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

be nice. or dont

one of my favorites of all time

that’s kamala harris

joey votto is contemplating motherhood

Selina Kyle and Bruce Wayne! this was super funnnn but my neck is killing me!! now

bonus:

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He’s just silly with it

this is for the black panther poly truthers

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

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