Faye

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

I love doing nothing, what I don't love is the inevitable overthinking that comes with doing nothing

i thought my suicidal late teens were the hardest years of my life but nothing could’ve prepared me for my 20s waking up everyday with no purpose, feeling so lost, unable to keep up with friendships, watching everyone move on with relationships and careers and being unable to catch up. and I’m such a “life is not a race” type of person but damn I’m losing so hard rn

big L for twitter

He colonized the fucking book

i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"

the thing the community writers don’t understand is that every character is gay and trans. I know it though.

for just pennies a day, you could help my boyfriend afford screenshots with more than 7 pixels

hey dingus! drink some water! are you feeling sad? that's no good! drink some water! will it help? maybe! who knows! drinking water is a good idea regardless! so why not have a nice refreshing sip? sounds like a plan to me! go on, go get a glass of the good stuff! I'll be here when you get back!

Im going to drink pepsi

hey chat? send this one to the pit

the pit is full

what? unacceptable. chat, add more sustainable housing to the pit

Sorry ma’am we can’t, we blew our budget and we’re way overdrawn, apologies

Christ. who was in charge of money allocation for the pit?

sowry. I bought pepsi

send this one to the pit.

the pit is full

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a little pumpkin 🧡

just wanted to see how many postal workers are on tumblr so reblogging is required for this one please thanks

With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is

So!

Please reblog for bigger sample size!

Happiness is a moral imperative.

Now climb into the tentacle pit like a good utilitarian.

grumpily succumbing to the moral imperative of tentacle delivered ecstasy