I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

Is this what I get for being open and honest

World map with New Zealand in the center

World of Warcraft

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

:/

oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us

the post socrates made that got him killed

me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh

fire emblem mod that changes the player phase animation to say “FUCK AROUND” and the enemy phase one to say “FIND OUT”. is this anything

sir that's yassified information

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

dadchuck is everything to me

i love everything about this troll stuff though

"i'm literally looking at one right now dude"

(via @rlyehtaxidermist)

this video has been playing in my head all night