i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that

laundry time

Posting "dick from a stupid girl" on Tumblr dot com and then waking up to find out, in a great deal of relief, that I'm a young centipede on the forest floor hiding under leaf litter. my cannibalistic mother, a much larger, red, chitinous centipede, has stopped pursuing me. I am comfortable and my goal is now to grow big enough to eat mice

she deconstruct my joke format til it is indistinguishable from that which it is derived

going on the internet to stare at things. going to a antique mall to stare at things. going to the aquarium to stare at things. going to an art gallery to stare at things. picking up a book to stare at things. going to the cinema to stare at things. &other such cases

shut the fuck up its tdick tuesday. get real

please not another wave of sex bots

They don’t even have porn!!!!!!!!!!

they need to make testosterone you can roll into a blunt

thank u faggots i love u faggots.

Whats a girl gotta do to be a boy around here