Bts Memes
šBbmas 2017 Edition
ā¢In honour of our boys who won the Top Social Artist Award, here are some memes to celebrate
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Bts Memes
šBbmas 2017 Edition
ā¢In honour of our boys who won the Top Social Artist Award, here are some memes to celebrate
Ā© to the rightful owners
Happy Show Day from @BTS_twt! #BBMAs
Donāt tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her itās because he has a crush on her. Donāt teach her that abuse is a sign of love.
My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.
Who alway got in trouble? Me.
They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.
She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.
The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.
I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didnāt even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.
So naturally, I end up in the principalās office, refusing to apologize.Ā
āHe shouldnāt have put his hands on me and I wouldnāt have hit him!ā Thatās the only thing I was saying.
These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like heās Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me.Ā
āMelissa, did you punch him?āĀ
āYes.ā I said.Ā
āWhy?āĀ
āBecause he snapped my bra strap.āĀ
And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says,Ā āYouāre telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? Thatās what you are saying to me.āĀ
āWell, sir-ā The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. āMelissa did make it physical.āĀ
āNo. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?āĀ
I didnāt get suspended that day. Ā
*slow clap for excellent parenting*
This is the parent I want to be omg
you got this! āØš»āØ
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Flirty Nayeon
a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot
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Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldnāt catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.
This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isnāt too sick; I think it might have a cold.
If we can, we are probably going to keep her.
What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable.Ā
We have named this glorious creature Nux.
A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!
Oh my god!!!!
iām so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him
I just told him!
Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration untilā¦ā¦ā¦ I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
ā[defeated tone] Soā¦ I haveā¦. lost my glasses. And Iām afraid to leave my bed because I canāt seeā¦ and I fear I might step on my glasses. So Iām sitting here with my bee pillow petā¦ and I donāt know what to do.
I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.
What ifā¦ [deep breath] What if I die here, yāall? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?
I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and heās singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias]Ā āWould you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!āĀ And I just take my glasses and Iām likeĀ āThanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!ā
But life, life donāt workā¦ lifeā¦ [prolonged silence]
[camera zooms in on glasses]Ā
[long silence; light chuckle] Enriqueā¦ā
This should win an Oscar
Kris in a 1.2m pool...
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they donāt care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You donāt care about life so thereās no need for me to fight you because youāre not going to give a damn about my face.Ā
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasnāt no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didnāt realize until it was too late. You couldnāt pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.Ā
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my exās shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I donāt understand the concern??????
centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.
Centrifugal force isnāt keeping me from crying tho
why is this so funny
Adorable baby girl being chased by daddy, finally takes a stand.
170506 ā Jaebumās confession