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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer
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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before
The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!
Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon
Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.
He was the officiator
This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.
Oh my god they were moon mates.
THEY WERE MOON MATES
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just put laundry in the washer. there better not be any wet laundry after this
bad news
just put laundry in the dryer. there better not be unfolded laundry after this
what the hell..
putting some clothes on. there better not be any dirty laundry after this
you guys are not gonna believe this
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idk man the nervous system makes me kinda nervous
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being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.
we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car
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Capulets vs Montagues
Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity
Workplace professionalism is bullshit. Why do I feel like I am the most powerful user at my work? I want to say things like are you trying to meet God and blorbo without being unprofessional.
Do you think we can say something goncharversial but true?
My knee caps still will not grow hair. I know not what this means. I will agree that it is not from praying. This must be unholy.
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I AM HORRIFIED
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so called free thinkers 2 minutes and 39 seconds into the song
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i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims
Smart
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George Costanza
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