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They totally said that

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This might as well be run by Erica Reyes herself. MAIN: dyke-yoonji
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cheer up, babe (20,173) by @dyke-yoonji (graveltotempo) Art by @springlockedspectre For @sterekbigbang 2023-2024, Round 6 Rated: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski; Allison Argent & Lydia Martin & Erica Reyes & Stiles Stilinski & Kira Yukimura; Vernon Boyd & Derek Hale & Isaac Lahey & Erica Reyes & Malia Tate & Kira Yukimura Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Vernon Boyd, Erica Reyes, Isaac Lahey, Lydia Martin, Allison Argent, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Jackson Whittemore, Danny Māhealani, Malia Tate, Kira Yukimura Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Pining, Cheerleaders, Cheerleader Stiles Stilinski, Basketball Player Derek Hale, Pining Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski in a Skirt, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omegaverse Omega Stiles Stilinski, Alternate Universe - Werewolves Are Known, Talia Hale Lives, Stiles Stilinski is a Little Shit, Stiles Stilinski is a Tease, Stiles is hot, Derek Hale & Stiles Stilinski are the Same Age, Explicit Language Implied Sexual Content

Summary: He was the basketball captain. And he was a cheerleader. Can I make it any more clear? OR: Derek Hale thought he had his crush on Stiles Stilinski under control. And then Stiles decided to show up to school in a skirt.
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I’ve just rewatched the whole of teen wolf and just… season one episode where fugitive derek is in his bedroom is so funny to me cause, like.

stiles walks into his room and goes straight for the laptop. derek remains hidden behind the door and is just ???? staring??? at stiles ??? for the entirety??? of the three seconds??? it took??? for his father ??? to call him???

like what was derek’s plan? wait and stare in silence until stiles naturally turned around and spotted him and screamed before threatening him or smth?? was he thinking of a witty one liner to say that would make stiles piss himself in terror?? was he waiting for the sheriff to leave the house??? was he working up the nerve to ask him if he could stay hidden in his bedroom???

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Derek was damn lucky the Sheriff yelled because Stiles was a teenager and there was a damn good chance he was going to pull up some porn on that laptop.

exactly like???? i don’t understand him, season one derek was so dramatic and for What

i want a reality show reaction to teen wolf in which after every questionable scene, derek hale explains his entire thought process

[fugitive derek hale episode]

derek hale: here you can see me just standing in the corner of stiles stilinski’s room. I was standing there for 15 minutes before stiles showed up, and I was simply thinking of a witty sentence to say that would make him nervous without him immediately alerting the police. My plans were foiled by the sheriff calling his name, but I was very close to come up with something snarky enough to impress stiles. 

the question as to how i knew this was stiles’ room and why I decided to stay there instead of going to scott’s - a fellow werewolf - isn’t important.

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sourmiguel
Summary: Five times a member of the Hale Pack (2.0) did not believe Stiles and Derek were in a relationship, and one time someone finally clued them in. OR: the one where Lydia and Boyd (and Cora) are smarter than everybody else.

This was written for me for the Sterek Exchange this summer and it's so cute. I love me some 5+1, plus these situations are just ridiculous.

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Anonymous asked:

Looking for a fic with Derek, Stiles, and Lydia married. But I think Stiles gets amnesia from a fairy attack? And he has to negotiate a deal with Decualion

uh, im bad at finding fics

anyone?

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legally sanctioned kidnapped by graveltotempo on ao3

Summary: Derek kidnaps Stiles (with Lydia's help). It's for the best, really - even if Stiles does not think so.

Prompt: The Sheriff is worried about his son and asks Derek for help in getting his son out of Beacon Hills for a while. But Derek doesn't bother asking Stiles to go on vacation with him, he just kidnaps him and takes him somewhere safe to unwind.

Tags: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Lydia Martin, Sheriff Stilinski (Teen Wolf), Sterek Summer Fest 2023 (Teen Wolf), sterek heatwave, Sheriff Stilinski Knows (Teen Wolf), Lydia Martin & Stiles Stilinski Friendship, Derek Hale & Lydia Martin Friendship, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Good Pack Alpha Derek Hale, Derek Hale is Not a Failwolf, Idiots in Love, Attempt at Humor, implied Spark Stiles, No True Alpha Scott, Timeline What Timeline, Oblivious Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale is a Softie

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Barbenheimer - Hale Pack version

would only watch barbie: isaac lahey, peter hale, kira yukimura would only watch oppenheimer: sheriff stilinski and chris argent BARBENHEIMER DOUBLE FEAUTURE: allison argent, stiles stilinski, lydia martin says they are watching both, but only watches barbie: erica reyes says they are watching oppenheimer but then sneaks in to watch barbie: jackson whittemore what the fuck is 'barbenheimer'?: derek hale, malia tate one ticket to mission impossible, please: vernon boyd, cora hale
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