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can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feel like nothing changed at all

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doodle-list

I figured I’d throw my hat in the ring bc this smp has recently got a grip on me and im fixating again 

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JIMMYY LORREEEE, how did he become the sheriff, why did he become the sheriff??

Well he just looked around and found a hat i suppose

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sellgns

"light yagami is a misogynist" I say into the mic.

the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"she's right... surprising, for a woman", they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands light yagami.

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A man applies for a job at the circus

“What can you do?” asks the owner

“Really good bird impressions”

“Sorry we’ve got someone who can do those already”

“Oh well” said the man sadly, as he flew out of the tent.

I have a friend who does the best ever seagull impression.

He can’t do the noise, he just steals your chips and shits on your car.

JEFF

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pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.

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obtusecrimes

Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this

it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT

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