Someone please write about this or make an art because i'm too busy fantasizing about fictional characters
Even though it’s 2022 and it’s been maybe 8 years (idk when I read it) since I’ve read The Fault in Our Stars. Every once in a while I’ll say “will (insert what ever word here) be our always?” And then pray my friend remembers the reference.
[Video description: a collaborative Tiktok
On the top half, there's five different people who have stitched the video as different fantasy creatures or adventurers sitting in a tavern and singing along to "Soldier, Poet, King" by the Oh Hellos. All of them are in full costume.
On the lower half, a man in modern clothing stares in shock, with the caption "middle aged man who walked through a portal behind a burger king"
End of description]
His shirt reads "Feed Ted Cruz to a bear" btw
He also sings along with the chorus with everyone else, while still looking baffled.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Slidey Trumpet
Big ass trumpet
Drunk Trumpet
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
My sides
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT
those are some fancy guitars
EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA
Those are big mama violin and her little violings
String trumpets.
THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC
things heating up in the orchestra fandom
I know what a trumpet is I play one
Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke
Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery
I tap keys
But hey what about
Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?
What about this six-string viola I found?
acoustic trumpet
Violins is never the solution
my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle
oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it
Those are all some pretty weird saxophones
Don’t bring sax into it, there are children on this site. Sax and violins, that’s all y’all ever want to talk about on this site.
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THIS IS TRUE? SPN MEME REALLY GIVES ALL OF US NEWS NOW HUH?
Just checked this is true
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS
EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!
Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe
come on brain yip yip
i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars
god is hiding somewhere in here and he is only $4.99
Bruce: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Tim: We don’t hate him, we just want to play with him.
Jason: Especially his head.
Bruce: Children, do you think I love the baby more than I love you?
Jason and Tim: Yes
Bruce: do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children must die?
Jason: Isn’t that what happened to me when you got Tim?
Bruce:
Dick: He’s got you there…
Damian: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A BABY!
YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW
Lemon Meringue Penguin
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!
you're absolutely correct it was
