MAKING FLIPPY FLOPPY

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

tile test rug

i've grown to like elfs a lot more than i used to, in recent days

i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.

@guiltiest-gear

Can you explain this gap in your blog history

I was employed.

cant believe it's cloudy outside during an eclipse. yet another of joe biden's many failures

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

getting to know my mutuals and followers: if you had to sing karaoke on the spot RIGHT NOW what would your go to song be reply in the tags

corporations after adding "plant based" and "gluten free" on packages of literal vegetables

Recent messy sketchbook excerpts - hellmouth and critters and impish study of William-Adolphe Bouguereau's Dante and Virgil in Hell (1850).

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beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones