me every friday night

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

is this who now

date someone whose attention you don’t have to fight for

very important very crucial very valid

same

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

my favourite part of phantom of the opera is that they keep referring to him as ‘the phantom’ or ‘opera ghost’ because it’s way less intimidating to say ‘erik, the guy who lives in the basement’

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

HELL YES I LOVE THIS

What is this masterpiece?

10000000/10

@purediamondtrash for Sunny

@corruptedwhitegem @blackstardiopside @sssssick

// HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT 

YESPLEASE MM//

@pirate-god

@lauralot89

@neutralchaos1

MY SEX SONG BITCH

Before listening: I’m a little scared of how into this people are.

After listening: IF THIS SONG WAS A PERSON, I’D LET THEM FUCK ME

asdjfjshfoshdkshdjs

I REBLOGGED IN LIKE A FEW SECONDS OMG

not the onion

Super-realistic!

By poorly drawn cats

can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body

i’m not gonna do it but can u imagine

Disney Princesses and fashion of the year they were released

you would not believe your eyes

if you were just really blind

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

this is advanced

I want someone to hug me really tight & kiss my forehead afterwards