I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"Cli-click cli-click cli-click"

"Oh god oh fuck here it comes"

op i am imagining your taillights busted and lovingly repaired with shards of frosted glass so they're visible to enemy hotrods

people who let me wake up to this get a special place in heaven. firefly_fox how does it feel to hold my life in ur hands....

my favorite thing about this post is that a handful of people have gone "oh wait! this is tangible proof that i don't need to be embarrassed about leaving a lot of comments!! i'll stop being so ashamed!" YES!! ao3 authors basically universally will die for people who comment spam. we love to see it and we do not find you weird or annoying At All.

think about it this way: we ourselves are weird enough to have spent several hours, days, or Months writing down this story. we are weird enough about the content to do that! why on Earth would we be mean and judgmental toward people who care enough to get excited about reading it?? we shared it Specifically For You To Get Excited About!

WE WILL WRITE FOR YOU WHEN YOU DO THIS, TOO.

Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie behind the scenes of The Falcon and The Winter Soldier. <3

yes, I'm still thinking about this ad, so what

Terrible Purpose

BRIDGERTON 3.04 "Old Friends"

guy who is fun-ruiningly pedantic about the differences between a labyrinth and a maze

in my defence, it IS actually a pretty fun difference

labyrinth: never give up! you can do it! just keep pushing!

maze: you are FUCKED. good luck navigating my tangled paths shithead.

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

just watched dune (both parts) and am rereading the book. I may have a strange hyperfixation on characters who see the future but feel as though they can do nothing to change it. Clairvoyance as a curse instead of a gift.

My conclusion☝️🤓

has anyone done this yet

say what you want about penelope but i think we should commend her for behaving pretty normally about her crush on colin. when colin got a crush on penelope he immediately descended into madness

hi guys hi in the new bton set there is a portrait of newton. there is a PORTRAIT of NEWTON kate had to go and be like hey anthony i want a portrait of our dog in our living space. and he was like your dog and she was like no. OUR dog. and you’re gonna commission it and you’re gonna LIKE it and he DID IT he had to pay for someone to sit for hours on end to painstakingly paint this PORTRAIT OF THIS FAT CORGI. literally not crying about this at all btw

say what you want about bridgerton I know it's not a Good Show or whatever but nicola coughlan insisting on being 'as naked as possible' in this series as a 'fuck you' to everyone saying she's too fat to be a romantic lead and because 'when I'm 60 I wanna watch it and remember how fucking hot I was' is ICONIC BEHAVIOR