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my boy squiggle cooked up this beat for me

@karometeenk / karometeenk.tumblr.com

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monsterlogic
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qiyra

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

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transarsonist
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genquerdeer

Some people are taking "Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose" as a challenge.

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lastoneout

Love the people in the notes like "this would fix me" bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.

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hellsitegenetics

String identified:

t t tt : g tat

a tag " t a a TC " a a cag.

t t t "t " t t tg a t a t. c t ta c a . gt tg t at a t at t t t at a. T ta tat tt g tat a c 600 a a c. T t ct t t t g tg. T cg -TA a CA t t a t ac t t tg. T t ct a a c t ag a ca atat a a a. T tg t g g t t t.

Closest match: Furcifer pardalis isolate Fpa_1 chromosome 9 Common name: Panther chameleon

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derinthescarletpescatarian

This is what eating that whole gummy would turn you into

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clockworkcrow

thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

  • guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”
  • woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI
  • guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar
  • two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around
  • guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??
  • guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil
  • woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

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sunshinerotting

house and wilson decide the only thing stopping them from dating is that neither of them is a woman so they start secretly dosing each other with estrogen and slipping in she/hers in regards to each other until one of them notices and then it’s a race to see who can forcefem the other one the fastest and the winner gets to be the man

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