if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

I believe

I really need some money so why not

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

attractive hero: *interacts with attractive villain*

me:

Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.

*slams fists on table*

THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

*flips table*

BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS

*Kicks chair*

ENEMIES TO LOVERS

*throws lamp across room*

HELP I NEED A FAKE BOYFRIEND FOR MY EX’S WEDDING

*rips down the curtains*

THEY’RE FAMOUS AND THEIR FANS SHIP THEM

*clutches wine glass so hard it shatters in my fist*

THEY WERE ROOMMATES

oh my god they were roommates

AND THEY PINED MUTUALLY

YOU’RE FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY AND I AM JUST A SIMPLE SERVANT

THEY BOTH HAVE A SECRET THAT RELATES

THEY ARE ENEMY AGENTS

One saves the other from an unhealthy relationship and they realize they were in love with each other the whole tiiiiiime

SSSOOOOUUUULLLMAAAAAAATES

This is the best post ever.  

The last one. Oh yes!

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

THIS WORKS!!

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

To that one fanfic author you are practically dependent on

13: Prof. Snape’s Spider Cauldron

(Thanks to @bluthatesfabrikk) 

@corvusdraconis

Saw this and thought of you ;-)

engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of  your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

*jeweler voice*

That filigree you gave 2/10? much sturdier than the filigree tacky rings… Trust me. Those are super hollow and light on the settings so that they aren’t too heavy or expensive. (and so they don’t roll on your finger)

Also worth noting:

White gold = sturdier than yellow gold (which is why most prongs are in white)

Now, if you want a ring that’ll hold up to socking someone in the nose, may I suggest 10kt white gold (hardest of gold options, sturdier than silver, and more reasonable than platinum)

See how thick all that metal is? It’s not going to cave in on you.

And you can do this with it:

Because nothing says punching a nazi in the nose like a diamond/sapphire/ruby encrusted Captain America ring…

read this again but imagine its Peggy Carter picking her engagement ring

yes. good.

New Lord. Part II

May 2, 1998

“Tom Riddle is dead.”

Snape sounded calm, even nonchalant, as if he was giving a Potion’s lecture to first years.

The joy of those who fought for the Light was short lived. It quickly disintegrated from their faces when they realized that there was a crowd of Death Eaters standing behind Snape. Hope turned into a fear.

“I need neither Potter nor Hogwarts,” Snape said casually, twirling the Elder Wand in his fingers. “However, should any of you find themselves foolish enough to interfere with my plans I will not hesitate to destroy you. Just like I did with Riddle.”

A heavy silence settled on people standing in front of the burning castle. This twist was unexpected.

Snape’s eyes pierced the crowd. “The war is over. You lost.”

“I don’t know what you want, Snape, but whatever it is I won’t let you have it,” Harry Potter said and took a step forward.

Minerva McGonagall, who appeared to have aged in the past several hours, more then she did in the last ten years, grabbed Harry by his sleeve, trying to stop him. Startled, Harry turned to look at her. His face was covered in dried blood, the hope that once filled his eyes had now drained away, hatred now took its place. He was barely holding it together.

“Harry, no!” Minerva begged him silently. She started to understand what was going on and it meant only trouble.

“Potter, as arrogant and impulsive as ever.” A sharp tone of annoyance hissed from Snape’s lips. The Death Eaters were standing behind him, still quiet, still waiting. “Before you decide to try my patience again, remember this is first and last time I spared your life. There will be no more. It’s over.” ***

2 мая 1998 года — Том Реддл мертв, — голос Снейпа звучал ровно и обыденно, словно он читал очередную лекцию по Зельеварению.

Радость защитников замка от хорошей на первый взгляд новости, возникшая в первые секунды после слов Снейпа, стремительно таяла под безмолвными взглядами десятков Пожирателей смерти, плотной стеной стоявших за его спиной. На смену не успевшей родиться надежде пришел страх.

— Мне не нужен Поттер или Хогвартс, — спокойно продолжил Снейп, прокручивая в пальцах Бузинную палочку, — но если вы решите стать на моем пути — я убью вас. Так же, как убил Реддла.

Поляну перед догорающим замком заполнила тишина. Натянутая, звенящая. Такого развития событий не ожидал никто.

— Война окончена. Вы проиграли.

— Я не знаю, чего ты хочешь, Снейп, но я тебе не позволю, чем бы оно ни было! — Гарри Поттер отделился от толпы, выходя вперёд. Макгонагалл, казалось, постаревшая за эту ночь на целую жизнь, схватила его за рукав, удерживая на месте. Гарри нервно дёрнулся, обернувшись к ней; его лицо в потеках крови и засохшей грязи искажала ненависть вперемешку с отчаянием. Он был на пределе.

“Гарри, нет!” — сказанное одним жестом. Минерва начинала понимать, что происходит. И это “что” не сулило ничего хорошего.

— Я вижу, ты так и не поумнел, Поттер, — ответил Снейп резче, чем прежде. Пожиратели смерти сохраняли гробовое молчание. — Но прежде чем ты решишь испытать на прочность мое терпение, советую тебе вспомнить, что я пощадил тебя первый и последний раз. Следующего не будет. Все кончено. © ComaW

So here for this! :D

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

Seriously, I will reblog everytime. Whoever did this, I have eternal love for you.

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER.

thewalruswasruby

I AM DYING THIS IS GREAT

I AM MISERABLY ILL AND LAUGHED MYSELF INTO A COUGHING FIT OMFG

That looks better than the actual movie

Love this so much. :)

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

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