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odvulture

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;

can French men be loved?

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today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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fanonical

my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.

months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.

of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day

i fucking love her.

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dorkery

FACE YOUR CRIMES, HOWARD

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beetledrink

i’ve long since retired from collecting fake internet stories but this stands out in my mind as one that’s just so bold faced and iconic because at no point in skyrim was there an update that allowed you to adopt more than 2 children. i love this post

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girldong

There is nothing that embodies all my favorite things in a character design more than

I look at this guy and go “well he’s just going to cast spells huh”

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mew-cake

I HAVE!! CREATED!! MOTION!!

I’ve been super worried about my 2D animation class lately. We’re doing really simple exorcises, but I just get so stressed every single time. Obviously the solution is to do something MUCH more complicated. In all honesty though I wanted to do at my own pace, and this was really relaxing~

So, I hope you enjoy this lil clip!

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vdeetz
Pumpkaboo thrives off the spore on bulbasaur’s back, and in return keeps her warm during the colder months. 

Symbiotic Pokemon is a cool concept…………..

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miku-p

Miku being an android from a future where all music is lost was such a cool concept why did we all forget it after 2010

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