Gorgon Aftercare
From the notes of Monster Researcher Eclair. (Though Andie takes the lead on this particular research project.) This is the bookend to the Gorgon comic
Sexual themes
in an era smothered by machine learning and predictive language models and chatGPT i wondered how our veritable living web relic, cleverbot, was faring in 2023 going on 2024
never change cleverbot. never change
dance with the devil you know or go home!
The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house
I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.
I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.
So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.
That sounds scarier than most things I’ve experienced in a haunted house to be totally honest
canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws
put those thigns away
Today’s theme in the drawing challenge was “something you hate”.
These are so fun to make
They really had this girl lugging around multiple swords the size of her entire torso huh. And unlike everyone else who fights in this show she doesn't have any powers whatsoever. Upper body strength absolutely ridiculous. Minmaxed strength build.
Fuck I forgot about that part
Actual anime protagonist Connie Maheswaran
Charles van den Eycken - Happier Than a Prince (1916)
Cryptid sighting on my way home
Boo are cute <3
Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.
their what now?
their ‘bussy’ you might say
i might not.
ooo…. lady gagita
Favorite post I’m not kidding.
growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess
