Clap of the Titans.
How to Miss Someone, Rainesford Stauffer
The battle droids when General Grevious isn't home:
*comes home*
You have fives seconds to explain before i take out the lightsabers
Seriously? Without me?
I won't this time, promise
You know when pitbulls do that expression?
You know the really tender soft “I am in love and am so happy” expression where their eyes shine and they smile so gently and can’t stop looking at their object of affection as they wag their tail and fall in love more?
I’ve been thinking about it for days and am brought to tears with how tender and sweet they are oh my god
bruh i’m so broke literally anyone venmo me $5 and i’ll send a pic of my tits or toes like pls
tumblr ac community: omg look at how cute the museum & shops are, look at all of these customization options for everything, I can’t wait to play with my friends and make more amazing memories🥺
twitter ac community:
What is the weirdest dog mix you have seen like the dog looks kinda uncanny or it doesn't make sense because for me so far it's been a chihuahua Italian greyhound mix and a chihuahua pitbull mix
One of my coworkers had a dog that is a shar-pei mix who they kept because of his absolute *enormous* head. He’s… Shar-Pei, boxer, American Staffordshire terrier, border collie, Lhasa apso and those are the breeds the dna test could find.
The lhasa apso, shar-pei, and border collie won the external looks contest. Make of that what you will.
Mine was a Bassett hound X American Bulldog.
40kg of dog. Basset hound body (including tiny wonky legs) but American bulldog head. All white.
It was the strangest looking dog I’ve seen to date and that was about 5 years ago now.
We saw it in reception before it came out the back and we were having bets on what weird cross of breeds it was. The head nurse got it right 😂
Oh!
Okay, the absolute weirdest was actually the aussie bulldog mix. Australian Shepherd body, just Larger, complete with long hair and a bulldog head stuck on the front. He was The Dumbest Dog Ever, and had all the hyperness of an aussie with all the brachycephalic airway syndrome of a bulldog and intellectual ability of dirt.
I hate that there isn’t a single picture in this post
Bemoan and I shall search through my blog.
This
Why are legs so long, but face so flat?
hate it when people outside of america are like “lmao how do regular people deal with the american healthcare system???” we don’t! we don’t. we literally just don’t! bc we can’t. PLEASE shut up u don’t sound as cool as u think u do when u say shit like that
Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine
WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG
GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS
half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die
i wanna fuck and then die
cicadas the lot of you