I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

Nothing makes you feel more grateful for my chemical romance than seeing out of character fanart of a guy in stockings and heels.... no hate it's sexy and fun to do that.... store bought is fine but I grow mine at home !!!!!!

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

#a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating

When not only you’re done with the paper, but the paper is done with you.

revenge concert shirt

and if you’re comfortable put in the tags how old you are

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

can't get an algorithm like this on twitter

Watching from afar

thoughts after 257

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

Mother and baby viewing Van Gogh's Madame Roulin and Her Baby at the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston, US. By the Boston Herald

I’m not sure how to look at art by Lynda Barry

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

Compassion - bg3 durgeTav, Astarion comic

original tav and a little bit darkurge stuff haha

Fragrant time of the month...

@smallsith thank you for reminding me that I had this animation ready but completely forgot to post it lol