third emergency commission! dani for @pao-mith :3

the second of my emergency commissions, this one for @madamava!

i ended up closing my commissions for now bc i have an upcoming trip that's snuck up on me, but i may open them up again after i get back if ppl are interested!

HELP :')

alright so

i got hit by a very bad repair bill and so i'm opening up some ~emergency commissions~ to try to mitigate some of the damage

i'm offering specifically bust commissions, either unlined or lined, for $30/$40 respectively, at

this google doc right here

if you do not want a commission, or want to help out with a smaller amount of money, i am also accepting donations at

ko-fi or paypal

th-thank you..................

a sketch commission for @pao-mith ! of their wonderful tzimisce!

Beneath the Waves: the Mother - by Natalia P. Gutiérrez

“My submission for Artstation’s most recent contest, ‘Beneath the Waves’! Feel free to visit my thread to see wip images of the whole process: https://www.artstation.com/contests/beneath-the-waves/challenges/35/submissions/25032 Based on this awesome concept by Mahea Rodrigues (https://www.artstation.com/vollelune): 

In Mahea’s universe, she’s known as ‘The mother’. Here’s a paragraph describing a bit of the character’s lore, from her thread: —— ‘She is the current ruler and mother of the guide. Rulers grow much larger and more destructive than the others, and she has seen the chaos that those before her have caused. Her fear of what she will become and desire to not harm her people and her child has caused her to adapt in a way that she can hide and wither away'” ——

I LOVE THIS FAST, FIREY BOY

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

This is my favorite post

You love and support trans women!

Colored Headshot - Redalia Stormborn

Commission Info

People who are pansexual are:

we are not:

Also bisexuality is an awesome and valid identity and you can pry my bi/pan solidarity from my cold dead hands

People who are bisexual are:

We are NOT:

Shout-out to my pan siblings btw! Y'all are great! Anyone who disagrees can pry bi/pan solidarity from my cold, dead fingers

Woo! Yes!

a list of current immortals

I feel like this list is forgetting Sir Patrick Stewart who I believe has not aged since 7000 BCE.. After all his twin brother was the Kennewick man..

as a self-appointed expert on Hozier, i would say that date is possibly accurate.  

many of Hozier’s songs reference being buried in the earth (In a Week, Work Song), and some are directly inspired by bog bodies (Like Real People Do, Run). two of the most famous Irish bog bodies, Old Croghan Man and Clonycavan Man, are dated between 392 and 175 BCE, and both are speculated to have been kings ritually sacrificed to the goddess of the land. in Take Me to Church, Hozier demonstrates a willingness to offer sacrifices to a goddess, and in Foreigner’s God, he thinks fondly upon the image of a pre-Christian Ireland (“when the land was God-less and free”). as well, Old Croghan Man is estimated to have been about 6′6, and Hozier is about 6′5. 

the only possible flaw in this theory is that in a Facebook Q&A (here at 5:28), Hozier says that he is over 3000 years old. 400 BCE only puts him at ~2400. it could be that after so many years he’s lost track of how many thousands, but another possibility is that he is more contemporaneous with an older bog body, the Cashel Man, also presumed to be a sacrificed king. that would put him closer to 4000 than 3000, but again, we could forgive an immortal for getting his millenia wrong.

in any case, it seems likely to me that Hozier is an ancient Irish king who was ritually sacrificed to the old gods, but somehow returned (possibly through intervention by said old gods) to give us music subtly hinting at his experiences.

this hozier addition is frighteningly detailed and I’m here for it

MY HEART WILL GO ON….

credit: ian.zaro / ig

I can hear this without sound

More minnie (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

All facts though 🤷🏾‍♂️

Because [cishet]men don’t have or really understand indepth friendship. They depend on ALL of their emotional support from their parents (read: mothers) or their spouses (read: wives). So when they are expected to care about the well being and feelings of a woman they aren’t fucking they think the world is ending.

I GUARANTEE somebody got their feelings hurt after reading this LMAO

^Facts

For those who didn’t understand

10/10 post

“Women aren’t vending machines you put compliments into until sex comes out.”

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet