nice news about the Tolkien Estate trying to crack down on any non-licensed use of another man's work and worlds, what with the Silmarillion being such an excellent advertisement for "only I have the skill to make this thing and I've only made seven and NOBODY else will know the secret and I will never make another!" and the Hobbit's endorsement of "sitting on a huge pile of somebody else's stuff and not letting anybody use the stuff and lashing out if anyone takes the stuff"

So you know how they say "Finrod brought more treasures out of Tirion than any other prince of the Noldor", and I'm thinking...since Feanor burnt the ships, right? Finrod and his family crossed the Ice with everyone else. HOW THE FUCK DID HE CARRY ALL THIS TREASURE?! Was dude just wrapped up in a fur cloak lugging this heavy ass treasure chest across the arctic wasteland like wtf?! Was he smuggling diamonds in his ugg boots?!

@quain-trelle1​ yeet that shit into the ice is what I would’ve done.

@halfwaytheremama material gworl ✨

did he get to keep everything? somebody must’ve been like “fuck this”. Uncle Finny didn’t say anything? They just let him??

why do bad things (unfolded laundry) happen to good people (me)

Why don't you listen to The Curse of Fëanor from Nightfall in Middle Earth by Blind Guardian and maybe you'll feel better

Nikki Giovanni, from “Mirrors”

imperfect neurodivergent people are allowed to exist. they don’t need to be gifted to exist and not be “fixed”. neurotypicals can have flaws and no one says they need a eugenic cure.

hey, genuine question *most inflammatory bad faith sequence of words you could ever imagine*

my toxic trait is that im really pretty and cool and also a sweetheart and also really intelligent and driven and i smell good and i have soft hair and cool clothes and im knowledgeable on many topics and im also funny and fun and cool and pretty

not to be that girl but i dont understand

just the hilarity of Beleriand being only 550 miles or so wide apparently according to this and taking hundreds of years to travel basically the distance between Amsterdam and Prague because the elves kept setting up camp to fuck, while an increasingly desperate Oromë tries to make the weather inhospitable to that ... Iconic.

Jrrt is trying to lure us into reading about maths with the promise of spicy Elf lore

Any movie like apocalyptic event...I'm on the winning team. If there's aliens I'm snitching, robots...I'll do maintenance and programming, zombies...I'm dying

yall r casually racist about chinese people on here and it’s getting weird, news flash idiot every government spies on its people, y on earth r u only taking issue when it isn’t white people doing it

my toxic trait is thinking everyone is my friend after meeting them once and never interacting with them again like the other person is probably like who tf is that but i’m like yay bestie <3

me unironically

Gaslighting is active manipulation to make someone question their sanity, memory, or perception of reality. It’s not lying, remembering something differently, or disagreeing with someone.