hey I'm new to tumblr

here is a rowlet I animated recently as my first post cause why not

like actually for real how do I continue on for the rest of my life

Dawg look at my priest I'm going to hell 😭😭😭

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

Callsigns are ALL like this. I know in movies everyone's got cool callsigns, but you have to EARN a cool callsign. Most people's are like, commemoration of something real stupid they did, or, like, "Carrots" bc "he ate carrots weirdly." This database is a treasure trove:

Also unironically if you are nb and have an "object" name you can 100% get old republicans to use it by just claiming it's for something dumb. "Yeah man I go by Brick because I dropped a bunch of bricks once and messed up a timeline on a job" will get everyone you will ever meet to call you that.

Clone wars made it so good that way

I pray every book girl finds the type of love she reads about

Dracula Daily holidays are so funny to me. Every other day I’ll log onto tumblr and see people being like “HAPPY LIZARD FASHION DAY EVERYONE!!” or “foul bauble of man’s vanity day my beloved <3”. I love how we all agree that some parts of this book are so iconic that they must be celebrated. We haven’t even hit Shovel Day yet

Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

this is so cute <3 <3

you should really watch the entire video before reblogging

What is the target audience for this video

@staff i want you to beg

i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean

you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

you there. high quality production music video with access to the lyrics already written for you. why are your captions completely disabled all together.

hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow . shut the fuck up

it was nice knowing you, Taylor Zakhar Perez

Today’s bird is Staff (Only)