"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

touching grass is not enough i need to be absolutely fucking railed in the nastiest way possible

"who knows what they still do on tumblr"

us:

just made the best non-looping gif i think

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

Everybody looking at this post

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

✨ it’s march ✨

😔 it’s march 😔

Baby it’s March🤡

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

i was just scrolling through petfindr as i do and look at who i found

they’re beautiful.

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

the appeal of enemies to lovers though is less “oh will they ever get together?” and more “at what exact point does he go from wanting to kill the bitch to the oh in italics?”

obsessed w/him actually

↳ NICO HISCHIER POSTGAME | 2024 STADIUM SERIES | 2.17.24

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

Every time

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

me irl