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Party mean girls shit talking everyone in elvish

vergil finds that he can rely on his other half for some things (like uncomfortable social situations)

🎉🎉🎉 CONGRATS ON THE 5 YEARS DISBARRED PHOENIX

DISBARRED

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

ast/V/abdirak sandwich. this is cropped, full version is on my twitter

hey tumblypoos i put the full version back up on shitter weeee

Do you ever miss a character from a show but not like in the way that you want to rewatch the whole show because theres so much stuff going on and thats not what youre looking for but you miss your boy

I need him like a fish needs water...

A slightly miscoloured giant leopard moth showing the blueish tint more than usual!

if you spend too many hours online you can cancel out the negative effects by going outside and eating several handfuls of dirt. this works because dirt is the opposite of the internet

Capitalism sucks.