The "Fun" in Dysfunctional

“Surely nothing could be worse than a lot of women dying,” she thinks. “Ah,” she says.

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

I love these mice so much

Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

They did the same with the Brown M&M

Clearly they’re together too, two happy Trans Women Lesbians.

Breaking news: terfs banned from m&ms forever

Wait if round means no nuts what about red

he’s obviously a transman you complete and utter buffoon.

Blessed

The orange m&m as well

GUYS we are so blind for many years! the m&m are rainbow and the gay flag is rainbow.

They were gay all the long!

M&M says LGBT Rights!!

gay.. and trans? May I say:

rights!

I’m certain I’ve reblogged this multiple times but I’m doing it again

this is one of the best threads i’ve ever seen

The Easter edition is the trans flag which I demand be served year round

Speaking of Easter…looks like Mars put the two trans lesbians on an Easter card.

Also, you CAN buy trans flag pink and trans flag blue M & Ms all year round.

Pale pink M & Ms

Pale blue M & Ms

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

very very slow tigers are chasing me

A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers

What about warlocks?

[deep, deep, deep sigh] 

magic sugar babies 

What about Druids?

Magical horse girls

!!

they are going to get key lime pie

just a man and his boy

I needed to see this :) time to spread it to others who may need it too!

Athena got a kiss on the ear and everybody else looks scandalized

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

BYE KSKDLAMDKDSM

I cannot tell you guys how much I’ve laughed at this yesterday, the comments on the willow mv are PRICELESS! 😂😂

For those of you wondering what the Swift rule is, every time Taylor releases an album, Corinthians (one of the big soccer teams in Brazil) doesn’t lose the previous and upcoming game. Like, never. And this weekend they were going to play the currently best team in Brazil, and regional rival. The other team was on a winning streak, but the swift rule is unbeatable.

But it doesn’t stop there!! People really believe taylor is some kind of patron saint of Corinthians, not only the Swift rule is definitely a thing, but Corinthians had never won a national championship while Taylor wasn’t born, first time was in 1990. And there is more, back in the day we still had playoffs for the main championship, and guess when was the final that crowned Corinthians champion? December 13th.

SOME GEMS ON THE WILLOW MV COMMENTS:

“saint george in heaven (patreon saint of Corinthians) and taylor swift on earth. go miss corinthiana”

“it was never luck it was always taylor swift. go corinthians!”

“I was always prejudiced to hear taylor songs but since she blessed Corinthias i have started to listen and they are good. thank you taylor. go corinthias”

"Taylor Swift is the patron saint of a Brazilian soccer team" is not something I expected to learn today

Chaotic academia is

1.) Intense obsessions that last maybe two weeks but consume your soul

2.) Spacing out in class but loving to learn

3.) Swearing and slang while discussing deep academic topics

I have been diagnosed with ADHD

“It’s not that wet” 

(via)

This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet

This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”

@followthebluebell

i’m delighted to report that this cat is actually enjoying most of the experience.  that’s a savannah, likely either an F1 or F2 and a nicely bred one at that; they tend to be pretty comfortable with water.  

she’s just having fun <3

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried