slowly approaching bear
the bears will be in eventually
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR
Idk why but this reminds me of @pidge-rinbalt for some odd reason
decided to make my own trolley problem :> this doesn’t reflect my opinions of anything
Youngster Joey is actually an ancient demon, traveling from region to region, cursed to never have anything more powerful than a Ratata.
He sold his soul, and his power to catch Pokemon beyond Rattata, to the Devil in exchange for the power to wear any shorts with comfort and ease.
You have the power to spawn an infinite amount of one animal. With this power, you will control the world.
my army of ducks and i will... oh they flew away
Turns out our solar system is just a huge spaceship. One day a voice loud and clear says “You have arrived at your destination”
*the nav system is waze* "Subway- Eat Fresh (adds 150 years to ETA)"
You’ve finally managed to discover the secret to immortality. Suddenly, Death appears before you, hands you a business card, and says, “When you realize living forever sucks, call this number, I’ve got a job offer for you.”
"so you've really got no will to live left?" "yeah, I've been alive too long" "then you're ready... to babysit my kid"
reblog to see what your fear is
new ask meme: send a fear and i’ll reply with “one fear” or “no fear”
i'm game
Witches and wizards have taken over the earth. You are one of the few remaining muggles left in existence and must keep your powerlessness a secret from the magical community. One morning you receive an ordinary letter delivered by hand…
"you've been accepted to high school" "oh yay! will I learn magic?" "no, you'll learn trigonometry and analyse the symbolism in the great gatsby" "the great gatsby is the real magic"
You work for a powerful mob boss, and you know for a fact that whenever he whacks someone he sends anonymous flowers to the victim’s family. One day, you get a call from your wife thanking you for the beautiful flowers. Before you can tell her you didn’t send any, there’s a knock at the door.
"who is it?" "it's the boss" "come in" "hello. i need you to eliminate a target at this address." *it's my address* "this is my address" *looks up, boss is gone* "??????????"
why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better
THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
You accidentally punched ‘6666’ into your ritual instead of '666’, and have summoned Hypersatan.
it's just normal satan in an oculus rift
I got tired of an empty blog.
Hello! This is really bad art I threw together in three seconds!
I’m sure you won’t enjoy my content. Leave now.
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