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anna || 28 || i'm not obsessed...i'm passionate || spn, wincest, jared&jensen: one-soul-two-brothers || john oliver, i love you || the internet has completely fucked up my sense of humor
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catchymemes

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

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lycheesodas

PLS i swear i saw this in another version of this post but i can’t find it now 😭

if anyone knows who wrote this scenario tag them so they can have credit asldfjslkf

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woodelf68

Pepper and Muffin are perfectly valid guesses.

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top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

number 1

number 2

number 3

Wheres the last 2 op

They died in plastic chair number 3

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gaywig
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braixxen

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

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Absolutely obsessed with this reply….. oh, you mean those famous church rules: the 10 Amendments?

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trveroman

I just thought it meant the cat was simultaneously Catholic and pissed about the unwanted quartering of soldiers in your home

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A school of fish following a duck

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goosegoblin

[ID: a white duck swims on a lake with a huge group of orange and yellow fish following it. It is a strangely peaceful scene.]

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Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”

“So how was your day at work?” “YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

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sirhate

We clearly have different definitions of bad.

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interesting fact about me is that I have a great memory but I also have a shit memory

what this means in practice is I can recite any number of simpsons scenes verbatim but I can't remember what I did last week

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