Please don,t beeb beeb because i,m sleep ....

Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them

turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy

hey good news

there's a specifically designated role in the naked mole rat ecology for "guy who runs off into the wilderness and fucks their way into a stranger's house"

Y'all have no idea how absurdly strange naked mole rats are as creatures They're cold-blooded mammals that live in a eusocial structure with a queen and drones, similar to ants, bees, termites and no other mammal on the planet. They barely need to breathe, with a respiration rate low enough to let them thrive in burrows with 2% oxygen, and survive with 0 oxygen whatsoever for about 20 minutes with zero lasting effects.

They live for over 30 years, which is absurdly long for a rodent, don't grow frail with age, and are basically immune to cancer because their telomeres just never shorten.

Naked Mole Rats are rodents that attempted to evolve into bugs, failed, and unlocked the secret to immortality in the process.

you can't say that marnie

every day you must figure out whats for dinner

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

stardew valley is a game about tormenting mayor lewis first, dating/befriending cute villagers second, and fishing third

farming comes in at maybe an even tenth

Scream scrom so Saw could see

favorite thing about a cowboy is when that gay plant rolls past

marcille is very protective (and jealous)

based on this lmao

Concept: Baba Yaga house walking around on chicken legs, being followed by one of those plastic Fisher-Price play houses on baby chick legs

Excuse my 15min rush art job, but I just HAD to draw this

Still love this concept. Here’s a redraw that was NOT sketched in 15min while waiting in line at the DMV

In the Russian fairytale fantasy film The Last Warrior: Root of Evil (Последний богатырь: Корень зла, 2015) the two cottages have eggs that hatch to reveal their offsprings: little cottages. Do with that information what you want…..

Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post

Unfortunately Pickles did not win the magazine photo contest so we shipped him off to the oil rig 👍